Ha ha ha ha. Couple of mild cuss words.

[wrightme43]

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the
courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the
ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock
me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room
fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the
professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the
last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the
professor, and cold-****ed him knocking him off the platform. The professor
was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The
other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine
and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The
Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers
who are protecting your right to say stupid sh#t and act like an *******.
.............So, He sent me​

 

[reiobard]

nice!:rockon:

 

[Hellgate]

I love it!

My Sergeant Major has a quote on the signature of his email, "People sleep safe in their beds at night, because of rough men, willing to do violence in their behalf!"

 

[Fred]

It is the soldier, not the reporter, Who has given us freedom of the press.
It is the soldier, not the poet, Who has given us freedom of speech.
It is the soldier, not the organizer, Who has given us the freedom to demonstrate.
It is the soldier, Who salutes the flag, Who serves beneath the flag,
And whose coffin is draped by the flag, Who allows the protestor to burn the flag.

- Father Dennis Edward O'Brian, USMC (often incorrectly attributed to Charles M. Province)

 

[sideslider]

right on!! :thumbup:

 

[MisterX]

Heh... great stuff.

X

 

[MarineMom]

Oorah! Gotta love the Marines, of course I'm slightly partial!

 

[FZ1inNH]

Anyone in the military today and any day before today is my Hero! I don't regret serving my country and I'm thankful to all those that have and do now.

I definitely sleep better under your watch. Come home safe!

 

[sideshow_downs]

Anyone in the military today and any day before today is my Hero!

Im no hero i am only doing a job

 

[chokeslam512]

Im no hero i am only doing a job

Words of a REAL hero.. Thank you... all of you.

 

[MarinaFazer]

+1 to the soldiers

 

[Botch]

I'm a Reservist, but I also have nothing against someone challenging the existence of a god.

 

[Oblisk]

it is the soldier who gave us all of those things

and it is the current administration that has taken them away. . .