*sigh*
oh, how things have changed!!!
*disclaimer: dont hate me I didnt make this!!*
oh, how things have changed!!!
*disclaimer: dont hate me I didnt make this!!*
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*sigh*
oh, how things have changed!!!
*disclaimer: dont hate me I didnt make this!!*
I e-mailed this to my wife this afternoon so that she could get a head start before I arrive. I made mention that a roast turkey dinner would be swell.
Should be a good night!
You got to lure em in with how maintenence free you are at first,and do everything for em while your dating....then move em in an spring the what you expect from her speach that way you got her cornered see!! :noworries::rof:haha, ROFL.
can i have your big screen TV then? I promise to make a nice speech at your funeral!!
and no shreve i dont. I met a nice girl, but on our first date sat her down and explained to her what her role would be. she prompty pulled a wheelie and took off into the distance......did i mention she was driving a pontiac grand am?
Pilot announces over the plane's intercom, "Folks, a crack just released all our fuel, and we'll certainly die crashing into the Atlantic".A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You can be the Man Of The House".
He stormed to his wifes in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am The Man Of This House and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating you will serve me a scrumpious dessert. After dinner, you are going upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex I want!
Afterwards, you're going to draw me a bath to relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess".