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Whew.....I finally got home!!!!

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Boy, what a trip. The flight home was just terrible. I flew a little puddle jumper and, my luck, I had to sit behind this dude that weighed 400-500 lbs. He fell asleep and starting ripping 'em about every 10 minutes. :eek: So, I flew the whole flight with my shirt covering my nose. It smelled like rotten eggs! Finally, I said, GDamnit dude!!! He just looked around like nothin happened....I was so freakin pissed and was getting really natious. Then the guy behind me kept tappin on my shoulder to talk about raunchy a$$ in front of me and he starts tappin on my boob. :confused: I was like WTF?!?!? The guy sitting diagonally behind me kept raisin his eyebrows and smiling and wanted to talk to me, but I just ignored him. OMG.....I'm so glad I'm home!!!
 
Damn Janette!! WTF is up with people?

Glad your home, and hope you recover your sense of smell. LOL
 
Sometimes it doesn't pay to look that good! ;) Danny! Lucky Dog! :D

Reminds me of my daughter who recently turned 21... couldn't WAIT to go bar-hopping! Well, she's ALL SET with that! She got hit on my old creepy dudes once too many and decided it was liquor store and drinks at home unless Dad went to the bar with her! LOL!

Sorry it was such a terrible flight J! Glad you're home, safe and sound! Relax... I'm having a glass of Reisling from the Aussie's for ya!
 
Thanks all for the welcome! Marina; crappy flight? yeah...no pun intended, right LOL


lol....yeah, I had gone to the fair also, and some guy walks past me and says,"hey sweetie, lookin good. mmm..." :confused: Then I was talking to Danny on the phone and some guy walks up and just starts talkin to me :confused: he could clearly see that I was on the phone....I just turned my back on him. It gets really annoying! I'm just so glad to be back in hell lol.

Kenny, it's not as hot as I thought it would be. :)

Steve, I think my sense of smell is ruined....everything smells like rotten eggs and ball sweat covered up by cologne! lol
 
That was a very horrible mental image.
Then again imagine what it smelled like at the protests outside the democratic convention. Probley something like that with wheatgrass farts thrown in, and instead of covered up by cologne it would be clove ciggarettes and patcholi.
 
Glad you're back J!! :cheer::cheer::cheer:

Sorry to hear about your flight. A smelly butt can really ruin a plane ride. You can put in headphones to drown out someone's crying baby but there isn't a cure for smelly a$$.
 
FINALLY!!!!! Welcome back J... Man my work load is HUGE!!! when you are not here!!


Welcome back!
 
jsteinb95 said:
Boy, what a trip. The flight home was just terrible. I flew a little puddle jumper and, my luck, I had to sit behind this dude that weighed 400-500 lbs. He fell asleep and starting ripping 'em about every 10 minutes. :eek: So, I flew the whole flight with my shirt covering my nose. It smelled like rotten eggs! Finally, I said, GDamnit dude!!! He just looked around like nothin happened....I was so freakin pissed and was getting really natious. Then the guy behind me kept tappin on my shoulder to talk about raunchy a$$ in front of me and he starts tappin on my boob. :confused: I was like WTF?!?!? The guy sitting diagonally behind me kept raisin his eyebrows and smiling and wanted to talk to me, but I just ignored him. OMG.....I'm so glad I'm home!!!
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Glad to have you back, sorry your trip back was so horrible no offense but I was :rof: when I was reading it. But you are now home so you are no doubt feeling better.
 
Welcome back. Sorry your trip home sucked, but it was a very entertaining story:D
 
reminds me of a flight I had about 2 years ago from reno to phoenix. Its the middle of the summer, hotter than the surface of the sun on this plane, had to fight with TSA because this was when they started the no liquids no gels thing but I hadn't been on a plane so long I showed up with my full tube of toothpaste, big thing of contact solution, hair gel, etc. They looked at me like my name was Muhhamad and was screaming "lalalala". Finally get on the flight and I get stuck with this probably 5-6 year old boy and his 20-21 year old mother behind me. Soon as we take off he starts kicking my seat. About 15 mins into it I turn around and politely tell the mom that he's kicking my seat and I would like for him to stop. Keep in mind that he's kicking hard enough to make a loud thudding sound half the plane can hear, but she's been pretending to be oblivious because its keeping him entertained. She tells him to stop, which lasts about 2 mins before he starts in again. So I tell her again in a less than friendly way, and this broad has the nerve to say "I already told him to stop I don't know what more you want me to do" :eyebrow: About 5 mins later the drink cart comes by with her soda and his bright red punch. I let them get the tray tables down and start in on their snacks when i push my recline button and the empty seat next to me, lean back HARD, and toss their drinks into their laps. The screams were priceless :rof:
 
welcome back, glad that you made it, with such a bad flight it would make the homecoming all the much better!!! and now you have all of US back too!!!
 
yamaha rider87 said:
reminds me of a flight I had about 2 years ago from reno to phoenix. Its the middle of the summer, hotter than the surface of the sun on this plane, had to fight with TSA because this was when they started the no liquids no gels thing but I hadn't been on a plane so long I showed up with my full tube of toothpaste, big thing of contact solution, hair gel, etc. They looked at me like my name was Muhhamad and was screaming "lalalala". Finally get on the flight and I get stuck with this probably 5-6 year old boy and his 20-21 year old mother behind me. Soon as we take off he starts kicking my seat. About 15 mins into it I turn around and politely tell the mom that he's kicking my seat and I would like for him to stop. Keep in mind that he's kicking hard enough to make a loud thudding sound half the plane can hear, but she's been pretending to be oblivious because its keeping him entertained. She tells him to stop, which lasts about 2 mins before he starts in again. So I tell her again in a less than friendly way, and this broad has the nerve to say "I already told him to stop I don't know what more you want me to do" :eyebrow: About 5 mins later the drink cart comes by with her soda and his bright red punch. I let them get the tray tables down and start in on their snacks when i push my recline button and the empty seat next to me, lean back HARD, and toss their drinks into their laps. The screams were priceless :rof:
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That is excellent... a :spank: would have done the job.
 
I'm glad you all found my story entertaining.....it's funny now, but it wasn't then!
yamaha rider87 said:
reminds me of a flight I had about 2 years ago from reno to phoenix. Its the middle of the summer, hotter than the surface of the sun on this plane, had to fight with TSA because this was when they started the no liquids no gels thing but I hadn't been on a plane so long I showed up with my full tube of toothpaste, big thing of contact solution, hair gel, etc. They looked at me like my name was Muhhamad and was screaming \"lalalala\". Finally get on the flight and I get stuck with this probably 5-6 year old boy and his 20-21 year old mother behind me. Soon as we take off he starts kicking my seat. About 15 mins into it I turn around and politely tell the mom that he's kicking my seat and I would like for him to stop. Keep in mind that he's kicking hard enough to make a loud thudding sound half the plane can hear, but she's been pretending to be oblivious because its keeping him entertained. She tells him to stop, which lasts about 2 mins before he starts in again. So I tell her again in a less than friendly way, and this broad has the nerve to say \"I already told him to stop I don't know what more you want me to do\" :eyebrow: About 5 mins later the drink cart comes by with her soda and his bright red punch. I let them get the tray tables down and start in on their snacks when i push my recline button and the empty seat next to me, lean back HARD, and toss their drinks into their laps. The screams were priceless :rof:
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LMAO!!! That's great!
 
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