Roommate Rant

[Wavex]

LOL!!!! that's just epic...

BTW, Janette threatened to remove my mod status and ban me over this, so I took her up on her offer since I don't like to be threatened and even less over such petty BS!!!

So don't worry you two will be happy ever after

Glad you're OK though... take it easy ok!

ps: yes, I tell my wife every other day that she needs to stop worrying about petty ****! Life is too short! And yes, she perfectly knows that she spends way too much time complaining about little things with her girlfriends and she tells me every other day that I spend way too much time playing with my motorcycles! Who the hell cares though? lol

 

[dako81]

LOL!!!! that's just epic...

BTW, Janette threatened to remove my mod status and ban me over this, so I took her up on her offer since I don't like to be threatened and even less over such petty BS!!!

So don't worry you two will be happy ever after

Glad you're OK though... take it easy ok!

ps: yes, I tell my wife every other day that she needs to stop worrying about petty ****! Life is too short! And yes, she perfectly knows that she spends way too much time complaining about little things with her girlfriends and she tells me every other day that I spend way too much time playing with my motorcycles! Who the hell cares though? lol

I'm pretty sure I'm not the reason you were "threatened", maybe a small piece of the puzzle, but you can think what you'd like.

We'll be happy ever after? lol Danny wouldn't like that.

"Life is too short!" Seems like you've spent plenty of time on this issue.

Just for fun, would you quit your job if you got negative feedback from your boss?

 

[Wavex]

Yeah, I get it now, it was personal and probably had nothing to do with you oh well...

J is not and will never be my boss lol

Just for fun though, if she were my boss and would threaten me over something so stupid, I'd go straight to the CEO of my company and tell him what I think... and then she'd probably get fired because obviously she doesn't know what she's doing.

 

[teeter]

Nothing to add. Just laughing.


Carry on. PLEASE!!!!

 

[dako81]

Yeah, I get it now, it was personal and probably had nothing to do with you oh well...

J is not and will never be my boss lol

Just for fun though, if she were my boss and would threaten me over something so stupid, I'd go straight to the CEO of my company and tell him what I think... and then she'd probably get fired because obviously she doesn't know what she's doing.

Nope, you still don't get it. I'm sure it wasn't personal.

And you still didn't answer the question. But you won't. Because it would specifically define that: 1) you would be irrational in the real world, 2) you were irrational here, or 3) both. But, I think saying you'd go straight to the CEO gives a pretty good estimate of the answer.

 

[Wavex]

hey teeter if we can't laugh in my own thread, we can move it here

This thread is almost as awesome as

 

[Wavex]

Nope, you still don't get it. I'm sure it wasn't personal.

And you still didn't answer the question. But you won't. Because it would specifically define that: 1) you would be irrational in the real world, 2) you were irrational here, or 3) both. But, I think saying you'd go straight to the CEO gives a pretty good estimate of the answer.

Yes Dako, you are right, I am wrong. I am a horrible person for calling you out on your petty bs... please accept my apologies... let's move on shall we?

 

[ZRXINLA]

opcorn:

 

[jsteinb95]

I never threatened to ban you, David.

 

[wrightme43]

Or, buy a bottle of NOS fuel additive and put it in the fridge.

Dude that one made me laugh my butt off.






OK heres the deal. No one is going to hurt him over a drink, or really do anything. Its a joke to laugh about and have fun. Just like I wont really buy a dog shock collar and put it on one of the guys that yells when he talks at work about really obnoxious stuff. We wouldnt really put a stapler on the push button.

Its a way to let off steam. Turn something that pisses you off into something that makes you laugh. Some people dont get it. Oddly enough most of those people are liberals. (yes I went there) The desire to control the thoughts and actions of others in a political correct to themselves manner prevents them from seeing the humor.


This giant uproar over this is bullcrap. David should not of egged it on, Dak should of just let it go, Jannete could of let it go to.

Now there is a big fight because someone didnt get the humor.

Just chill the hell out people.

 

[dako81]

Dude that one made me laugh my butt off.






OK heres the deal. No one is going to hurt him over a drink, or really do anything. Its a joke to laugh about and have fun. Just like I wont really buy a dog shock collar and put it on one of the guys that yells when he talks at work about really obnoxious stuff. We wouldnt really put a stapler on the push button.

Its a way to let off steam. Turn something that pisses you off into something that makes you laugh. Some people dont get it. Oddly enough most of those people are liberals. (yes I went there) The desire to control the thoughts and actions of others in a political correct to themselves manner prevents them from seeing the humor.


This giant uproar over this is bullcrap. David should not of egged it on, Dak should of just let it go, Jannete could of let it go to.

Now there is a big fight because someone didnt get the humor.

Just chill the hell out people.

The NOS thing was pretty dang funny. I laughed pretty good at it. And the liberal thing is pretty funny too. This kid said something really funny and very to the point in my class the other day and the prof asked him to leave.

 

[ELIZABETH]

Just like I wont really buy a dog shock collar and put it on one of the guys that yells when he talks at work about really obnoxious stuff.

OOOHH!!! I LIKE this idea!!! There is a lady at work that "sings" to her radio all day long. I used quotes because it sounds more like a dog whining in pain. I think the shock collar would be a nice addition to her wardrobe!!! :sinister: :ban:

 

[jtarkany]

Wow!!!!!

I get it now! This week has been a little weird on the forum, I'm sure I contributed to some of that weirdness with my 'Search Rant'.

Well, hope next week will be less personal, have a good weekend all

 

[ozzieboy]

OOOHH!!! I LIKE this idea!!! There is a lady at work that "sings" to her radio all day long. I used quotes because it sounds more like a dog whining in pain. I think the shock collar would be a nice addition to her wardrobe!!! :sinister: :ban:

You could just kill her. She'd probably sound the same dying though..lol.

Or sing Tiny Tim songs at her.

Sorry:hijack:Now back to the argument I guessopcorn:.


Cheers
Mike

 

[FZ1inNH]

Jeeez.... I take a few days off from the internet and all this excitement?!?!? Wow!

Come on people.... You could all spare the rest of the members and take this to a chat room or at least PMs?

These type of arguments do nothing more than degrade the quality of the single best FZ6 forum on the Internet.

For the love of God, please just stop!?!? Thank you.

 

[ELIZABETH]

You could just kill her. She'd probably sound the same dying though..lol.

Or sing Tiny Tim songs at her.

Sorry:hijack:Now back to the argument I guessopcorn:.


Cheers
Mike

TIPTOE...THRU THE TULIPS!!!! Actually, she sings all songs in a high monotone voice, so she may like Tiny Tim songs!!! I have a friend that has me email her when a particularly interesting "Karaoke from Hell" occurs. It cracks her up. I am glad someone can get some joy from my pain!!

 

[wrightme43]

Ok here is a room mate story that is funny.

WARNING DRUG REFFERENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


If you dont know I used to smoke pot. Not any more, but I did.



So here is the set up.

I shared a house with Seth, Barry, Ara, Nova, Leslie, and me.

Ok
We Seth and I worked at the same place with a fruit loop.

Ara had some very very sticky designer hydroponic bud that was just insane.

James came over and wanted to get high. I was out. James was out. He sees Ara's pot sitting on the coffee table. He says lets smoke some of this. I say no thats Ara's. (side note Ara is from Iran, Smoking hot, tiny, but she has a explosive temper)

James says so what? I say no its Ara's. He says so she is stingy? I say yeah I guess just to shut him up.

Not another thought about it.

Next day Seth and I get home from work. Most of Seths stuff is scattered in the yard. Ara is standing on the porch (well sorta more like vibrating with rage) actually physically jumping up and down with rage. Screaming at me "I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU!!!!!!!"

I am like WTF over? Seth is like WTF over? She just continues to scream. We get her inside. She finally calms down enough to tell us that James came by while we were still at work and that I said she was stingy.

I finally got her to understand that it was not my opinion, and it was just James being a dick and starting crap.

I still laugh about it every time I think of it though. This little tiny girl, just freaking ballistic for no real reason.

 

[wrightme43]

Other roommate stories.

This one is wrong. Just horribly horribly wrong but I actually did it, and the statute of limitations has long ago run out.

I was in submarine school in Groton CT. I had one cool roomate Mike. One day we come home and there is another guy named Hector there. Hector is a deek. I would come home and Hector would be sitting on my bed, watching my tv/video player, with another guy watching porn. Hector would steal other peoples silk boxers. Dude was just a piece of work.

So anyway. Mike and I smoked. It was winter in CT. We werent supposed smoke in the rooms, but everyone did it, and it was just looked over.

So Hector tells the first class at sub school we had been smoking. Now if someone tells the first class has to do something but if everyone keeps thier mouth shut there are no problems.

So Mike and I get lectured, and written up.

I am a evil person for this though.

We had steam heat on the base.

All the pipes were wrapped in fiberglass insulation and then hard plastic.
I took a small amount of fiberglass, put on leather gloves, cut it over a paper plate with sissors untill it was a fine powder, then smoothed the powder into his sheets and pillow. Remade his bed and waited for the excitment.

 

[wrightme43]

That night he goes to the medics. His skin is just itching off. They decide he is allergic to wool and he has to get all new uniforms. It was wrong but thats what I did.



Edit

He moved to a different room after that. I know he had a idea that I was responsible but no proof.

 

[wrightme43]

Here is another one.

Mike (same guy as above) thru a pitcher of ice cold CT winter water on me when I was in the shower one day. It was funny.

Later that week we had a inspection.

He went out after ironing and folding his dungarees. I took them to the deep sink, still perfectly folded, and soaked them in water, then set them outside our window in the middle of CT winter. The next morning he was wanting to know what I did with his clothes. I told him they were outside. They were frozen solid the the ledge still perfectly folded.

LOL LOL He agreed we were even and that we should only prank other people.