The 2011 MotoGp random chat thread

[ozzieboy]

LOL. Why would I want to get a room? Can't go for a ride in a room.:rockon:

Would definitely go for a ride with the bloke, 'cause it'd be hell fun trying to keep him in sight...lol.:thumbup:.

Now eyes, back on the ball.....

Everyone seems to forget that...

SSSSSTTTTTOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEERRRRRR!!!

kept that hunk of garbage relatively competative. Have a look at it now:rof:.

Everyone keeps telling me the Rump Romper is an engineering wizard (sniffs and wipes nose with arm), And admitedly, J.B. is, and now, even though Ducati finally admit their bike sux and are gonna throw some money at it, the Ducatis are all down the gurgler, and all of a sudden the Honda's are all at the top. Must be a different interpretation of engineering wizard to mine I guess

You know....I suspect that Casey might just know what he's doing AND can ride.:eyebrow:

I'm sorry...Maybe I was a bit rough....Woosey has a sore shoulder....Wah! Wah! Wah!

 

[krid80]

Ben Spies. That is all.

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[Disco]

Ben Spies. That is all.

I'm a big fan of the Texan too, but I can only see 2-3 wins (hopefully all outside the US to prove he's not a 'hometown hero') out of him this year & not being consistent enough to challenge for the title.

2012 though will be a different matter, I hope :thumbup:

C'mon Humpy, Nicky is Ok. IMO he's a slightly more deserving World Champ than Kenny 'I am no where near as good or likeable as my father' Roberts Jnr or Alex 'The Shadow' Criville.

 

[Goop]

Wacka wacka wacka!

 

[zmeiaspas]

FP1:

1 27 Casey STONER AUS Repsol Honda Team Honda 323.5 1'55.752
2 26 Dani PEDROSA SPA Repsol Honda Team Honda 320.4 1'56.362 0.610 / 0.610
3 8 Hector BARBERA SPA Mapfre Aspar Team MotoGP Ducati 326.6 1'56.421 0.669 / 0.059
4 58 Marco SIMONCELLI ITA San Carlo Honda Gresini Honda 320.2 1'56.441 0.689 / 0.020
5 46 Valentino ROSSI ITA Ducati Team Ducati 319.8 1'56.479 0.727 / 0.038
6 11 Ben SPIES USA Yamaha Factory Racing Yamaha 317.9 1'56.493 0.741 / 0.014
7 1 Jorge LORENZO SPA Yamaha Factory Racing Yamaha 316.7 1'56.586 0.834 / 0.093
8 4 Andrea DOVIZIOSO ITA Repsol Honda Team Honda 321.3 1'56.592 0.840 / 0.006
9 14 Randy DE PUNIET FRA Pramac Racing Team Ducati 316.4 1'56.790 1.038 / 0.198
10 5 Colin EDWARDS USA Monster Yamaha Tech 3 Yamaha 321.7 1'56.879 1.127 / 0.089
11 69 Nicky HAYDEN USA Ducati Team Ducati 321.6 1'56.910 1.158 / 0.031
12 7 Hiroshi AOYAMA JPN San Carlo Honda Gresini Honda 320.8 1'56.987 1.235 / 0.077
13 65 Loris CAPIROSSI ITA Pramac Racing Team Ducati 317.3 1'57.366 1.614 / 0.379
14 35 Cal CRUTCHLOW GBR Monster Yamaha Tech 3 Yamaha 317.2 1'57.429 1.677 / 0.063
15 17 Karel ABRAHAM CZE Cardion AB Motoracing Ducati 322.5 1'57.821 2.069 / 0.392
16 19 Alvaro BAUTISTA SPA Rizla Suzuki MotoGP Suzuki 316.7 1'58.528 2.776 / 0.707
17 24 Toni ELIAS SPA LCR Honda MotoGP Honda 317.9 1'59.087 3.335 / 0.559

Ok I admit, looks like Rossi will have to heal completely and improve the bike some more before he kicks Crysey's ass :BLAA:

 

[Goop]

FP1:

Ok I admit, looks like Rossi will have to heal completely and improve the bike some more before he kicks Crysey's ass :BLAA:

I was surprised he pulled off the 5th place. And where did Hector Barbara come from?

 

[krid80]

I was surprised he pulled off the 5th place. And where did Hector Barbara come from?

He came from Spain. Hahahaha

 

[Kazza]

Don'r forget PLEASE DO NOT post race results in this thread.

Start a new thread with SPOILER in the title :thumbup:

Would hate for you to find out that Rossi won the race before you watched it


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[Wolfman]

Would hate for you to find out that Rossi won the race before you watched it


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Not much chance of that happening anytime soon! He must of borrowed a Honda, and put Ducati decals on it for FP1! :Flash:

 

[Wolfman]

Wacka wacka wacka!

lol! You know what sticks out in that photo the most...the fact that Pedrosa is tiny....he aint exactly surrounded by WWE wrestlers in that photo, but my 12 year old son is bigger than Dani! actually my 2 year old son aint that much smaller....

 

[Sith Lord]

Go Stoner!!!!!! I've even taken the Two Brothers stickers off my swingarms and replaced with Stoner ones :thumbup:

 

[Stumbles06]

Bad news for the Suzuki team, that sucks....

Rizla Suzuki’s Álvaro Bautista suffered a broken left femur from a fast crash in the closing stages of today’s third practice session in Qatar. The accident immediately ended his participation in this weekend’s season opener.

The Repsol squad are blitzing the field though, Go STONER!!!!!!!

:rockon:

 

[Lefty]

:rof: :rof: :rof: Theres a comedian in every crowd :BLAA: Wossi will be lucky if he dominates the Tech 3 Yamaha's... The Duc doesnt work & he's best days are looooong behind him

If Wossi is crowned World Champ this year i'll change my avatar to a #46 for 12 months & put a #46 sticker on the screen of my bike

I cant see Casy cracking under the pressue of riding away into the distance with a walk away championship :rockon: :rockon:

Hey Humpy,
I just forwarded this to Vale, I figured a little more motivation couldn't hurt....
:BLAA:

 

[Humperdinkel]

Hey Humpy,
I just forwarded this to Vale, I figured a little more motivation couldn't hurt....
:BLAA:

Its gunna take more than that to win him another World Championship , i never said I was GOD :BLAA:

 

[ozzieboy]

Its gunna take more than that to win him another World Championship , i never said I was GOD :BLAA:

Even Mick Doohan couldn't help him mate:BLAA:

 

[Wolfman]

Does anyone get the feeling that the Wossi fans are staying "quiet", in the hope that some sort of miracle happens tomorrow in Qatar, and Rossi "pulls one out the bag"???

I hope so, cause if they are, i think they are going tobe staying "quiet" for a bit longer than that!

 

[Stumbles06]

Suzuki couldn't get a replacement for Alvaro in time for the Qatar race, but have a replacement set for round 2...

Rizla Suzuki will not be able to replace the injured Álvaro Bautista in tomorrow’s Qatar Grand Prix, after exhausting all possible scenarios to get the Rizla Suzuki GSV-R on the grid.

The two riders who were most likely to replace Bautista – who broke his femur yesterday - are both unavailable. John Hopkins is in America and unable to get to Qatar in time and Nobuatsu Aoki is in Japan where travel is very difficult due the terrible earthquake and tsunami tragedy that struck his country last week.

Hopkins will join the team for the next round of the season at Jerez in Spain as a replacement for Bautista - while the Spaniard continues on his road to recovery. Bautista is comfortable in hospital following the surgery to pin his left femur this morning and he plans to return to Spain early next week to begin his recuperation, with a view to being back in MotoGP as soon as possible.

:rockon:

 

[Sith Lord]

Here's one for the Rossi fans - I know his trademark is that of fluro yellow accents on his leathers, but everyone knows Ducati is Red! Red and Fluro Yellow looks crap!! Fair enough having their personalised helmets (every motor sport does that, and I can put up with personalised numbers (not many sports do that), but Rossi's and Lorenzo's, to name 2, look terrible.

 

[Humperdinkel]

Suzuki couldn't get a replacement for Alvaro in time for the Qatar race, but have a replacement set for round 2...



:rockon:

So does this mean that those of us who has Alvaro in the fantasy league score what ever points Hopkins picks up ??

 

[Disco]

Cannot believe that talentless dickweed who can't decide what nationality he is will get another shot at MotoGp :spank: