I find the reactions you get are based on someone's upbringing, insecurities and the level you set yourself at in the first place.
I've always been no nonsense, ask and I will tell, kinda guy. I don't really have a filter about the things that shouldn't matter. Still have to be charming about it but the point gets across. It then becomes expected from you. The best part is most the time girls have their guards up and don't know how to react because something is embarrassing. As soon as you knock that barrier down both parties lighten up and become themselves.
I might offend someone...:innocent:
Just so you girls know. Guy's pee standing up and the water is about 2 feet away. It splashes. We don't miss, Often
And don't complain the seat is down. Because when it's down we have a smaller margin for error. Really the toilet seat issue is dead. We don't complain you leave it down, you don't complain we leave it up.
If you ask us how you look and you know the answer you are going to get, don't complain. Either we know you look bad and are telling you because we don't want to be seen with you looking bad or you look good and we have no sense of style that we can't tell.
Tits? Check. Butt? Check. Looks good to me.
It's always said the guy is manly and the girl is girly. But that couldn't be further from the truth. I have just as many close girl friends as guys and we are all open and don't hide anything. Taken, the guy normally is already open but for all the girls in "secret" - we know you burp and fart and take dumps bigger than we do sometimes. You stuff your face with food, you scratch your crotch and butt cause it's itchy. We know about your period underwear and your yeast infections and bladder infections. (they have so many commercials for them how could we not!) And I'm not going to even mention pantiliners! You talk about sex in the dirty ways guys do too, but you hold the trump card. You call the shots. So if you want something you can get it. Guys can just talk and try to get it.
Nice girls don't finish last. they just get the guy that is attracted to nice girls. Unless you just wanted a good night in the sack, the nice girl isn't really going to be happy with the guy that really wants the high maintenance barbie doll to parade as a trophy. Being together and being happy are two different things.
Most things are a fact of life that you can't run from. If everyone just lightened up people would be a lot more understanding. Oh! I can't believe so and so said that! or wow! did you see what they did! Most of the time, we all do the same things. we are a lot closer than we think. Can't we all just get along.
opcorn: :iconbeer: and :scared: all while sitting in front of Wavex's house! Let the show begin!
heheheh seriously though, I am very lucky man and I am of course kidding in here (I clean and cook on a regular basis 
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