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So, Danny and I are outside having some coffee this morning, I hear the dogs bark and then charge the fence. Oh look! It's the repo man! He says, "I'm here for a Kawasaki Ninja." Danny says,"I parked it two houses up because I didn't want you to find it." Danny points to the bike up the street..(The bike up the street is some guy's bike that is for sale)...he goes up there and comes back saying,"That's not the bike! The VIN's don't match." We start laughing, and tell him he's an idiot. He gets all bent and says," You know where the bike is, so just bring it out....I don't have time for this." I said, "not a chance in hell, fu**er!" He then walks toward the wrought iron gate and proceeds to open it. I run over and push the gate into him, trying to close it. He pushes the gate back toward me and hits me so hard that I fall onto the concrete. Danny says,"Whoa, WTF....why don't you try to knock me down, motherf**ker?!" and flicks his cigarette right in the guy's face. The guy backs up, puts his hands in the air, and says,"Hey man, I'm just trying to do my job.....I don't want any problems." Danny said,"well, you got a f***in problem now, man!"
Repo man starts to walk away to leave, and mumbles something about ME. Danny rushes him, takes him to the ground and goes off on him, UFC style! I see the guy's partner (that we didn't know was there) get out of the truck, running for Danny....I yell,"Danny watch out!!!" He blind sides Danny...I grab my coffee cup and punch him right in the side of the head.....knocked him the f**k OUT!
Repo man wanted to press charges, but he says he will not press charges, if we just give him "the f**king bike." Danny rolls the bike out and says,"We'll see you in 2 weeks when you come for the other one, b*tch!"
End of result: No charges filed, down to one bike!
See post #6
Repo man starts to walk away to leave, and mumbles something about ME. Danny rushes him, takes him to the ground and goes off on him, UFC style! I see the guy's partner (that we didn't know was there) get out of the truck, running for Danny....I yell,"Danny watch out!!!" He blind sides Danny...I grab my coffee cup and punch him right in the side of the head.....knocked him the f**k OUT!
Repo man wanted to press charges, but he says he will not press charges, if we just give him "the f**king bike." Danny rolls the bike out and says,"We'll see you in 2 weeks when you come for the other one, b*tch!"
End of result: No charges filed, down to one bike!
See post #6
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