The "Off Topic" thread...

[ozzieboy]

For the times i wish i had the video camera out and ready to use....


Spook went to leave my place two nights ago on his 250. Problem was his front wheel didn't want to leave.

He didn't realize this until he was on his arse on my front lawn at 02:30am.

Upon careful inspection the next day it soon dawn on us that the caliper had overheated from a ride earlier that day and spat out the dust seal of one of the caliper pistons.

The piston didn't want to let go. So much so that I lifted the bike up by gripping a spoke and it didn't move at all!

Better on my lawn that mid-corner on the way home.

Yikes. Like you say...lucky he was on the grass....sorry...lawn.

 

[JayJay]

Can you imagine him trying to apply more power and going no place?
rofl

 

[Wolfman]

Lol! My Girlfriend, who is not the best of car drivers....has a tendancy to reverse into stuff, scrape her car, etc....anyway, she says to me last night night, she wants to get a new car to replace, her mechanically sound 1993 Ford Laser.....cause it is covered in scrape marks from her various little scraps with fences, etc....

I tell her that this is not a good idea, until she learns to not scrape stuff....she begrudgingly agree's with me, then goes and proves me right this morning, when she scrapes the back verandah on her way out our slightly tight, and a little challenging drive-way....

Lol....i love it when my "wisdom" rings true! Just thought i would share!

 

[ozzieboy]

It's called driving by feel. The cure? Sometimes there is none...lol...It may never go away:BLAA:.

 

[Kriswithak]

Yea, better getting her to pay for fixing all the bangs and crashes so she realises how costly it can be and see if it stays in better condition!

 

[JayJay]

After my wife had knocked off the 4th mirror exiting our carport I suggested she checks the mirrors when reversing. (Previously was under the assumption everyone that had a license did).

After some explanation that if she can only see bricks in the mirror she will hit them she finally agreed to check.




Have not lost a mirror since.

 

[Kriswithak]

I can't tell my missus anything driving or riding related or I get my head bitten off, no matter how stupid the thing she is doing.

 

[Humperdinkel]

Its 1:45am & Humpy wants to know .......... Where is all the RUM gone :BLAA: *hiccup*

 

[Kazza]

Its 1:45am & Humpy wants to know .......... Where is all the RUM gone :BLAA: *hiccup*

Probably gone to the same place as 1/2 bottle of Bullett bourton and 1/4 bottle Kahlua at our place.

They were here earlier. WTF happened? LOL

 

[Wolfman]

Probably gone to the same place as 1/2 bottle of Bullett bourton and 1/4 bottle Kahlua at our place.

They were here earlier. WTF happened? LOL

If you drink Kahlua Kazza, we are going to get along well in Tassie....just add vodka & coke.....Black Russians...my poison of choice when "on it"!!!!

Normally with a Beer "Chaser"!!!!

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[Azz]

Its 1:45am & Humpy wants to know .......... Where is all the RUM gone :BLAA: *hiccup*

Man, we must buy our rum from the same place, mine seems to disappear a lot too!

 

[Kazza]

If you drink Kahlua Kazza, we are going to get along well in Tassie....just add vodka & coke.....Black Russians...my poison of choice when "on it"!!!!

Normally with a Beer "Chaser"!!!!

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I do love a drink

Guinness or any good stout
Vodka/Red Bull
Good glass of red/white wine
Kahlua/milk

Yep, I think we're gonna get along just fine

 

[Wolfman]

I do love a drink

Guinness or any good stout
Vodka/Red Bull
Good glass of red/white wine
Kahlua/milk

Yep, I think we're gonna get along just fine

Coopers Stout! YUM!

Stoli's & Red Bull! YUM!

Only drink Red...and it's gotta be good!

Kahlua & Milk.....i prefer coke, Milk curdles when drunk with beer!!!!!

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[Kriswithak]

Kahlua & Milk.....i prefer coke, Milk curdles when drunk with beer!!!!!

That explains OH so much!

 

[Humperdinkel]

:rof: Just got this in a email & swear the names were not altered in anyway.......

Mike was going to be married to Karen
so his father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something.
On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants,
handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.''

She did and said, 'These are too big.
I can't wear them.'

I replied, 'Exactly ... I wear the pants in
this family and I always will.'

Ever since that night, we have
never had any problems.

'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.


On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen,
'Here, try these on.'

She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'

Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family
and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'

Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike.
She said, 'Here, you try on mine.'

Mike did and said,
'I can't get into your panties.'

Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change
your smart-ass attitude, you never will.'

 

[Wolfman]

That explains OH so much!

Oh really, please "expand"!

 

[Humperdinkel]

We really need to get out more

 

[OZXJR]

We really need to get out more

Mate,your screen resolution sucks :BLAA:

 

[Humperdinkel]

Mate,your screen resolution sucks :BLAA:

LOL i didnt look at that , stupid shink pic :spank: :spank:

 

[Kazza]

:rof: Just got this in a email & swear the names were not altered in anyway.......

Mike was going to be married to Karen
so his father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something.
On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants,
handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.''

She did and said, 'These are too big.
I can't wear them.'

I replied, 'Exactly ... I wear the pants in
this family and I always will.'

Ever since that night, we have
never had any problems.

'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.


On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen,
'Here, try these on.'

She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'

Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family
and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'

Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike.
She said, 'Here, you try on mine.'

Mike did and said,
'I can't get into your panties.'

Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change
your smart-ass attitude, you never will.'

Suss Dan. Very suss.... :shakehead: