Ok, I got the tires on. And I took copious pictures while doing it, and as I suspected, there were a few "gotcha" moments where I was careful to photo the parts that pissed me off, so I could write it up. Then I came in this morning, downloaded the pics, and accidentally erased every one of them. I am not pleased with myself. The short synopsis, then:
GETTING THE WHEELS OFF
REAR:
As others have said, undo the left nut, pop the axle through, and drop the wheel out. I did not need to touch the adjusters for this, nor do anything special prior with the rear brake. Also I used a big 18" breaker bar with a 1/2" drive on it, pushing a big-well socket for that nut. Made the whole deal very easy, very controlled. That breaker bar was nice on a few other spots, too. Just like everyone else, I draped the chain over the end of the left side of the swingarm and the wheel was free.
FRONT:
First, the brakes have to come off, because they are sticking way too far inside the rim diameter for you to take the wheel off with them still bolted onto the fork.
**A "gotcha" here**, and I am sooo sorry I deleted the pics, because I wasted like 30 minutes on this one stupid part. The stock reflectors were still on my bike. Those little bastards stick out about 2 millimeters too far, top AND bottom, BOTH brake sides, for you to get a socket on those 2 brake bolts. I tried crescent wrenches, I tried a u-joint adaptor (and almost broke it), I got frustrated, and then I walked outside and helped the other guy with his tires for 20 minutes to cool off. Clearly I was missing something. Sure enough, when I looked at those reflectors from dead-on in front of the bike, I could see a little nut on them, in the center on the back side, holding them onto their mounting brackets. It's an SAE nut, too -- wierd for a japanese bike, but the actual reflectors are made by Stanley (!?!) so I guess that's it. Anywho, when you take a little crescent to that nut and remove the reflectors, they're out of the way so you can get a socket on those caliper bolts and the world makes sense again. Needless to say, the reflectors got filed under "T" and didn't make it back on the bike.
Once the brakes are off, you un-do the 6mm pinch bolt, then use your expensive 19mm male hex socket to remove the front axle. I got one from Grainger (
Grainger Industrial Supply) for $22, part # is 4JW36. As you keep unscrewing the axle (past the threading) you just pull it a bit and it will work itself out gently. Now the wheel should be free.
SWAPPING THE TIRES
This has been covered here and elsewhere, and well. I have nothing to add. Breaking the bead is a bitch. Have friends to help.
REMOUNTING THE WHEELS
Now you've got these dangling calipers to contend with on both ends, which makes the extra set of hands veeeeery helpful. Getting the whole sideways sandwich of components to line up so you can tap the axles through with a soft mallet is a handful, so really find someone to help. I took good pics on a digital camera of how everything started off, and then I had the option of reviewing them on the camera if things got hinky on the reassembly. I didn't need them, but you know. Ounce of prevention and all that.
I didn't have anything happen on the remounting of the wheels that was worthy of comment. At this point you just need another person to make it 1000x easier, and to go slow, and to torque your bolts down. Also, I almost forgot the pinch bolt. Don't do that.