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Sorry women, it was sent to me today and I had to pass it along, and I took the liberty of switching the make of bike to the FZ6!
A man riding his FZ6 was riding along a California beach when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the
Lord said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I
will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want.'
The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It
will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little
more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand
women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she
gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she
says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help,
and how I can make a Woman truly happy.'
The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?'
:ban:
A man riding his FZ6 was riding along a California beach when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the
Lord said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I
will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want.'
The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It
will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little
more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand
women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she
gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she
says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help,
and how I can make a Woman truly happy.'
The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?'
:ban:
