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We are all dirtbags at heart, its just that most of us are smart enough not to say what we might be thinking. Ive never done it and never will, but can say ive had some thoughts run through my mind.

Shhhhhhhhh , shut up Jules you blow all our covers :rof: :rof:........Just kidding :D
 
Another one here for the "Nope that's not my style" heap...lol.

More likely to ride past and give "The Nod" if i see a lass who strikes me as a bit of alright. I generally don't stare or gawp and move right along so there's no chance of weirding them out. Showing appreciation without bad taste or oddball behaviour.

Even at a club where there is a good chance anyone who is there alone is keeping their eye out, that, to me is not really acceptable behaviour.

Not upset or having a go at you J:Flash:. Just sticking up for us nice guys:thumbup:.:D

Cheers
Mike
 
I don't see myself as a scum/dirtbag when it comes to women, but I did try a few dirty moves back in the haydays. One of which was: "Wanna go back to my place and f&%k?". Hadn't excanged a word with that women before, and it really surprised me when she just nodded and said "sure, let's go" without any more to it. :rockon:

That's because she probably was scandinavian. :p
 
If an attractive female does the same thing to us, we are finding the closest mildly private space to do dirty things.

That's just how men are.
 
Hear the one about the guy who asked out every woman he met? He said 98% turned him down but the 2% that said 'yes' was more than he could handle! Yuk, yuk.
 
You've obviously never been to Italy. That'll happen all the time there. It's just flirting but on a big scale. I'd say the guy on the plane was a scumbag as you couldn't escape but the guy in the car - well you could just drive off. Didn't you feel just a little bit flattered????:rolleyes:

I would never do it though but I know people who would.
 
We are all dirt bags, the ones who post up saying "Oh I would never do that" are just clever :liar: and and trying to get you off guard :rof:.

I am off course :justkidding:, women can be just as bad as men.

Nelly

PS I am also taken, are you hitting on me?

PPS Actually I wouldn't even know if I was being hit on, according to the gospel of Mrs Nelly.
 
Oh J, but you are a hottie.

Here's an example of how bad women can. My buddy is having his bachelor party in Vegas. (Okay I can see it coming already you say). We are in a restaurant, about 12 to 15 of us, and there is a bachelorette group a few tables away. Well one thing leads to another and their group joins our group. The bachelorette, who is a bit drunk, leans across the table, grabs my collar and says, "I like you, you're cute. Wanna ride in my limo???"

So there, women are just as bad, if not worse. :Flip:
 
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Nelly's got it. All guys have a schtick designed to get closer to the female of the species. I think the level of how offensive it is is inversely proportional to their high school popularity.

My wife tells me I come off pretty respectful..... but thats all blown because I know what I'm really thinking. But dont be disgusted, its the way nature made us. How respectful we come across probably has a lot to do with how momma made us!



We are all dirt bags, the ones who post up saying "Oh I would never do that" are just clever :liar: and and trying to get you off guard :rof:.

I am off course :justkidding:, women can be just as bad as men.

Nelly

PS I am also taken, are you hitting on me?

PPS Actually I wouldn't even know if I was being hit on, according to the gospel of Mrs Nelly.
 
All i did was act normal and i got Keira to marry me... and she is way hotter than I am...:rockon:

I wouldn't exactly say you acted NORMAL...... stumbling all over yourself when I asked if you wanted to study is not exactly Joe Cool normal behavior ;)


Seriously though, j, sorry you have to deal with that. I can't say I ever have. The worst I get is guys in bars or whatever, at which point I thank them for the drink and tell them I'm married (this worked even before I was, though it helps to have some sort of ring).
 
yeah, I sped up to get away from the nut job and NO I was not flattered! That crap gets me pissed! I've had guys say stuff to me when I'm in a store and they're with their WIFE!

Well, Pete, finish the rest of the story....what happened?
 
Most men aren't jerks, scum bags and even foul filthy disgusting pigs. I've seen the opposite as well, women who brag about how many men they laid in one night and all that sort of thing, yet I know most women do not act like that. You've just had bad luck with morons who honestly have not reached the maturity level past puberty/college frat idiot.

It all comes down to manners. If you are well raised you know things like that are totally wrong and distasteful. In fact, you should have slapped the guy on the plane for saying something like that, and he may have learned a lesson.

I'm very shy around girls, so I would never say anything like that. I stutter most the time and totally forget how to speak. Though if she is a dirt bag I will tell her off, got no problem doing that.
 
I had to sit next to this guy that told me I was a "hottie" :rolleyes: and telling me that he wanted to get me drunk and take advantage of me, on the plane! WTF?!?!


can you produce a picture? ya know, just so we can see it from his perspective? :thumbup:
 
Guys can be scum for sure. No woman has ever done this to me haha. In fact the only time anything like this has ever happened to me was when I was working at a rock climbing gym.

I was showing a guy and his daughter how to do some different things... his wife had left to pick up their son from baseball practice and his daughter was off climbing. He said "I'm not normally this forward but you're looking mighty fine. Do you ever mess around with guys?" me: "uh, no" him "hey suzy, time to go!"

I don't want to take up for anyone that acts like this but I will say that it can be pretty discouraging when you try and meet women. Some people react differently to being turned down. Some shrug it off and go about their daily lives and some think that there must be something wrong with the opposite sex so they approach things in the manner that you've seen... in a vulgar and disgusting display of shamelessness
 
J next time don't wear such low cut shirts on the plane and put on a shirt when you go for a drive. I am sure it must have been your fault because there is no way a man would ever do anything like that.........:flip: :D



Ok now that I got that over with...... I wouldn't do something like that sober because I just don't have the cajones now drunk on the other hand.......
 
Jeez if only we could go back to caveman days when the good ol' trusty club had the last word, ;) j/k of course.

From my observations, guys like that unfortunatly get women in thier teens-mid 20's, and unhappy married women in thier late 30's-mid 40's. It's the "bad boy" thing or something, but most guys know the douchebags win enough to make it hard for the nice guys to get a foot in the door. Therefore it becomes monkey see monkey do, and nice guys become douchebags. It's a evil cycle, but there are some of us out there that can't help but be nice guys and unfortunatly we usually end up losing in the end.

And it doesn't help that some times women are just scandalous. I mean seriously, you're going to wear a shirt cut so low I can see your cleavage and belly button and I"m not going to stare a bit. I'm only a man, but I"m working on that... (grandma's boy quote)

BTW.. watching Antonio Bandaras or Sean Connory for tips isn't fair. I think those accents create sound vibrations that just make womens clothes drop somehow. If anyone is looking for a subject to study with a government grant it'd be something to pursue.... :rof:
 
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Just read this and brought back memories. I'm not the type but this one incident stuck with me. Bear with me please...

We were 18-ish at that time, typical surf and tennis Southern Cal boys. One summer evening we were cruising around the beach and ended up grabbing a late bite at a hangout. Me and Bill, who's a charmer with Tom Cruise looks to boot were eyeing two pretty girls sitting at a table with a couple of guys. Opportunity came when the girls got up probably on the way to the powder room. Bill stopped them on their tracks and about few sentences in, he said "You girls are HOT, what are you doing with those clowns? Why don't you come with us and we'll have a good time."

::::: screeech ::::: The girls paused, looked at each other with amusement (or amazement) and giggled for a second. Then what seemed like in slow motion, a girl looked at us with sultry eyes, licked her juicy lips and leaned forward to Bill and softly wispered, "Nah... those boys are better laids!" They turned around and went back to their table.

Baaahhhhh... that was classic!!! Needless to say, I since learned to be proper. Can't say the same for Bill. LOL!
 
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