lordplayer
Junior Member
AP-As world markets are in turmoil and panic selling grips investors, the Yamaha FZ6 remains a stable and reliable investment vehicle, undermining attempts by world markets to make FZ6 forum readers feel depressed.
Lordplayer, an avid FZ6 rider and FZ6 Forum Community Member, says, "Yeah, the markets are rough and I'm losing my shirt, but my FZ6 is fast as hell and I'm waiting on frame sliders, Two Brothers exhaust, a Corbin seat, and possibly a new engine cover because I scratched my old one." When asked how he will be able to pay for these expenses, given that his investments are now worthless pieces of paper, Lordplayer responded, "Um, irrelevent."
On the contrary, Godfrolicker, an investor who is similar to Lordplayer in every way save owning an FZ6 says, "Yeah, the markets are rough and I'm losing my shirt. I'm gonna go lay down and pray for sweet death."
World market's attempts to depress FZ6 riders seem to be a waste of energy and resources. When asked for comment, world markets only said, "I'm doing everthing I can to kill these FZ6 riders' zest for life and nothing is working. It's ridiculous! What do I have to do to get these jerks to sit on the couch, watch daytime TV, and shove ready-made cookie dough into their gaping maws? No more questions!"
Lordplayer, an avid FZ6 rider and FZ6 Forum Community Member, says, "Yeah, the markets are rough and I'm losing my shirt, but my FZ6 is fast as hell and I'm waiting on frame sliders, Two Brothers exhaust, a Corbin seat, and possibly a new engine cover because I scratched my old one." When asked how he will be able to pay for these expenses, given that his investments are now worthless pieces of paper, Lordplayer responded, "Um, irrelevent."
On the contrary, Godfrolicker, an investor who is similar to Lordplayer in every way save owning an FZ6 says, "Yeah, the markets are rough and I'm losing my shirt. I'm gonna go lay down and pray for sweet death."
World market's attempts to depress FZ6 riders seem to be a waste of energy and resources. When asked for comment, world markets only said, "I'm doing everthing I can to kill these FZ6 riders' zest for life and nothing is working. It's ridiculous! What do I have to do to get these jerks to sit on the couch, watch daytime TV, and shove ready-made cookie dough into their gaping maws? No more questions!"
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