NoxCruor
Nocturnal Predator
Little Johnny one day decides that he needs some @$$, so he walks all the way across town to a local brothel with his piggy bank under one arm, and with the other he drags a flattened frog's body.
He gets to the brothel and looks up at this beautiful woman with the most sensual voice and says, "Hey lady, I've got money to spend and I want the grossest, disease ridden woman you've got."
The woman, shocked, eyes the frog a moment, then looks back at little Johnny and kindly replies, "I'm sorry, little boy, but we don't have any women here that have diseases."
Little Johnny, perturbed, shakes his little, flat frog at the woman, "I want to see your manager."
Slightly shocked, she turns and walks away. A while later, an older woman, but still beautiful approaches little Johnny and kneels down in front of him after looking at him and the frog for a moment. "What can I do for you, little man?"
Little Johnny responds, "Hello lady, I've got money to spend and I want the grossest, most disease ridden woman you've got."
Well the manager thought that this was a good deal. Who wants to bed a woman that is full of nasty std's. "Well little man, we've got one gal that I think would suit your needs."
Smiling, little Johnny hands her the piggy bank, and drags the flattened frog into the back room where Johnny enjoys a romp with a diseased woman. A while later, little Johnny comes back out with the flattened frog, a slightly sadistic grin on his face and heads for the door.
The manager calls out to him just before he leaves and asks, "Little man? I've been thinking the past hour, and I've got a question. Why are you carrying that dead, flat frog, and why did you want a woman with diseases to sleep with?"
Little Johnny looks at his frog with a sad face, then looks back up at the old woman. "Well you see, tonight my parents are going out to dinner. They always hire the same baby sitter, and she likes little boys if you get my meaning. So before my parents come home, she'll have the disease. When my parents come home, they will pay her, and then my dad will take her home. Daddy likes the babysitter so then he will get the disease. When he comes home, daddy and mommy will have so much fun that I have to cover my ears with my pillows, and by the end of the night, mommy will have the disease. Tomorrow morning, daddy will go to work and the mailman will come to deliver the mail. Mommy and the mailman like each other and she'll invite him in to have some fun. So then the mailman will get the disease...
And that's the son of a $%#%! that ran over my frog!"
-Nox
He gets to the brothel and looks up at this beautiful woman with the most sensual voice and says, "Hey lady, I've got money to spend and I want the grossest, disease ridden woman you've got."
The woman, shocked, eyes the frog a moment, then looks back at little Johnny and kindly replies, "I'm sorry, little boy, but we don't have any women here that have diseases."
Little Johnny, perturbed, shakes his little, flat frog at the woman, "I want to see your manager."
Slightly shocked, she turns and walks away. A while later, an older woman, but still beautiful approaches little Johnny and kneels down in front of him after looking at him and the frog for a moment. "What can I do for you, little man?"
Little Johnny responds, "Hello lady, I've got money to spend and I want the grossest, most disease ridden woman you've got."
Well the manager thought that this was a good deal. Who wants to bed a woman that is full of nasty std's. "Well little man, we've got one gal that I think would suit your needs."
Smiling, little Johnny hands her the piggy bank, and drags the flattened frog into the back room where Johnny enjoys a romp with a diseased woman. A while later, little Johnny comes back out with the flattened frog, a slightly sadistic grin on his face and heads for the door.
The manager calls out to him just before he leaves and asks, "Little man? I've been thinking the past hour, and I've got a question. Why are you carrying that dead, flat frog, and why did you want a woman with diseases to sleep with?"
Little Johnny looks at his frog with a sad face, then looks back up at the old woman. "Well you see, tonight my parents are going out to dinner. They always hire the same baby sitter, and she likes little boys if you get my meaning. So before my parents come home, she'll have the disease. When my parents come home, they will pay her, and then my dad will take her home. Daddy likes the babysitter so then he will get the disease. When he comes home, daddy and mommy will have so much fun that I have to cover my ears with my pillows, and by the end of the night, mommy will have the disease. Tomorrow morning, daddy will go to work and the mailman will come to deliver the mail. Mommy and the mailman like each other and she'll invite him in to have some fun. So then the mailman will get the disease...
And that's the son of a $%#%! that ran over my frog!"
-Nox
