Ready for my fishin' trip. :rockon:
A friend of mine teaches 2nd grade. One of her students wrote her this note:
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Apparently, he DOES need tests!! Blah
The Wide Brown Land & Always carry a stick
But even the spiders won't go near the sea. Any visitors should be
careful to check inside boots (before putting them on), under toilet
seats (before sitting down) and generally everywhere else. A stick is
very useful for this task.
It is interesting to note here that the Europeans always consider
themselves vastly superior to any other race they encounter, since
they can lie, cheat, steal and litigate (marks of a civilized culture
they say), whereas all the Aboriginals can do is happily survive being
left in the middle of a vast red-hot desert, equipped with a stick.
Faced with insurmountable odds and impossible problems, they smile
disarmingly and look for a stick.
TIPS TO SURVIVING AUSTRALIA
Don't ever put your hand down a hole for any reason WHATSOEVER.
The beer is stronger than you think, regardless of how strong you
think it is.
Always carry a stick.
Do not attempt to use Australian slang unless you are a trained
linguist and extremely good in a fist fight.
And don't forget a stick.
And they all carry a stick!