~~Daily Feed, post what made you laugh today ~~

[FinalImpact]

Oh, the reviews.

"This TV has a great picture, but is basically worthless. It completely defeats the purpose of watching my midget porn DVD when the actors are 5' 6" tall."

"Purchased this TV for my island retreat. Use it to primarily watch comedies like "The Shrinking Middle Class", "Income Inequality" and "The Ever Widening Wage Gap." Have to say, wow what a picture! Watching the 99% struggle with this level of clarity is amazing. It's like I'm right there beside them but thankfully I am not. No need to see that suffering firsthand, I can watch it in crystal clear 4K from a safe distance. Thanks Samsung!"

"As a visitor from the future, I was glad to finally find the old TV my parents kept in the kitchen. I can't wait until 2023 when Samsung finally starts producing the sixteen-foot Galaxy Note."

"Who needs a roof over your head or food in your kids belly when you have a T.V. like his???? We watched Hell's Kitchen and Gordon Ramsey called my daughter a Cow and threw food out right in front of her. I swear, her little mouth was watering and tummy grumbling as we smelled the food he was cooking. After the first 2 weeks, she wasn't hungry anymore and the state came and took her away, but I still have my awesome T.V. On the bright side, I might be able to have unsupervised visits with her in a few months! Thank You Samsung!!!! You changed my life!!!"

^^ People are AMAZING! :rof::rof:

 

[sniff6]

 

[Cloggy]

A bit of chamber music to calm the troubled soul...


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT3SBzmDxGk]2CELLOS - Thunderstruck [OFFICIAL VIDEO][/ame]

Blah

 

[sniff6]

Diabetes in a bag.

 

[Botch]

 

[darius]

Exploding Harley.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQAdBluBAyE"]Speedweek: Chris Porter's Top Fuel Harley explodes - YouTube[/ame]

 

[FinalImpact]

 

[Cloggy]

Some photo's from friends of ours in Germany:

 

[agf]

I was looking at this on my phone without my specs and at first I thought it said "castrate willi mangler"
Maybe not that far off the mark


my iPhone post using Tapatalk - sorry for any shpillong mishtooks i has fat fingies

 

[2nd childhood]

Never owned a Pyr, but we had a Beagle as a kid and this fits for them too

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[ELIZABETH]

Never owned a Pyr, but we had a Beagle as a kid and this fits for them too

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My coworker has one and she said this fits them to a T!! :rof:

 

[MG-242]

While we're talking about dogs, after 50 yrs of riding I just discovered another hazard. I went home for lunch to let my puppy out. Not sure he's still a puppy. He's 1 yr old today and is about 100 lbs. German Shepherd. Well, I stepped in a pile of doggy poo and when I got back on the bike to go back to work my foot slipped off the peg. Cracked me up!!

 

[2nd childhood]

I still refer to our 130 lbs Newf as a puppy and he's 2 1/2 years old.

 

[sniff6]

 

[sniff6]

Yep the theme is passengers.

 

[Nelly]

This made me smile this morning,
Genius advertising

Made a Mr Gates a few quid, I wonder if this fella is having the same fortunes?

 

[2nd childhood]

For you IT geeks

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[sniff6]

Simple but cool.

 

[FinalImpact]

Motorheads w/Sharpie

 

[FinalImpact]

** Some commentary NSFW **

Goodbye Movember, Hello Decembeaver: Goodbye Movember, Hello Decembeaver - YouTube