Marcin
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I disagree ;-)
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Marcin
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The more east U go the more liquid the world gets ;-)
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A flying insect just flew into my kitchen and exploded.
I think it was a Jihaddi long legs
My mate just got back from Africa and he can't stop buying raffle tickets.
I think he's got Tombola.
I think it was a Jihaddi long legs
My mate just got back from Africa and he can't stop buying raffle tickets.
I think he's got Tombola.
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I saw this bus on the way to work today, made me giggle...
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Good luck explaining that to the wife!!!
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These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 ****er Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
____________________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
____________________________________________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
__________________________________
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_______________________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
______________________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's..
Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
___________________________________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 ****er Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
____________________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
____________________________________________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
__________________________________
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_______________________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
______________________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's..
Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
___________________________________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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When i first saw this all i could think was [MENTION=673]Cloggy[/MENTION] would be so happy. With regret and much disappointment, there are no windmills! Sorry bro!
25 Cell Phone Towers Disguised to Look Like Something Else «TwistedSifter
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How the East Europeans repair chains
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Scene at 5:30 is entertaining...
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FZ1inNH just posted this on FB:
For our Canadian friends.....
The Beer Fridge - O Canada | Molson Canadian: The Beer Fridge - O Canada | Molson Canadian - YouTube
The Beer Fridge - O Canada | Molson Canadian: The Beer Fridge - O Canada | Molson Canadian - YouTube
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Oh, the reviews.
"This TV has a great picture, but is basically worthless. It completely defeats the purpose of watching my midget porn DVD when the actors are 5' 6" tall."
"Purchased this TV for my island retreat. Use it to primarily watch comedies like "The Shrinking Middle Class", "Income Inequality" and "The Ever Widening Wage Gap." Have to say, wow what a picture! Watching the 99% struggle with this level of clarity is amazing. It's like I'm right there beside them but thankfully I am not. No need to see that suffering firsthand, I can watch it in crystal clear 4K from a safe distance. Thanks Samsung!"
"As a visitor from the future, I was glad to finally find the old TV my parents kept in the kitchen. I can't wait until 2023 when Samsung finally starts producing the sixteen-foot Galaxy Note."
"Who needs a roof over your head or food in your kids belly when you have a T.V. like his???? We watched Hell's Kitchen and Gordon Ramsey called my daughter a Cow and threw food out right in front of her. I swear, her little mouth was watering and tummy grumbling as we smelled the food he was cooking. After the first 2 weeks, she wasn't hungry anymore and the state came and took her away, but I still have my awesome T.V. On the bright side, I might be able to have unsupervised visits with her in a few months! Thank You Samsung!!!! You changed my life!!!"
Oh, the reviews.
"This TV has a great picture, but is basically worthless. It completely defeats the purpose of watching my midget porn DVD when the actors are 5' 6" tall."
"Purchased this TV for my island retreat. Use it to primarily watch comedies like "The Shrinking Middle Class", "Income Inequality" and "The Ever Widening Wage Gap." Have to say, wow what a picture! Watching the 99% struggle with this level of clarity is amazing. It's like I'm right there beside them but thankfully I am not. No need to see that suffering firsthand, I can watch it in crystal clear 4K from a safe distance. Thanks Samsung!"
"As a visitor from the future, I was glad to finally find the old TV my parents kept in the kitchen. I can't wait until 2023 when Samsung finally starts producing the sixteen-foot Galaxy Note."
"Who needs a roof over your head or food in your kids belly when you have a T.V. like his???? We watched Hell's Kitchen and Gordon Ramsey called my daughter a Cow and threw food out right in front of her. I swear, her little mouth was watering and tummy grumbling as we smelled the food he was cooking. After the first 2 weeks, she wasn't hungry anymore and the state came and took her away, but I still have my awesome T.V. On the bright side, I might be able to have unsupervised visits with her in a few months! Thank You Samsung!!!! You changed my life!!!"