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[FinalImpact]

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.

He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Genealogy update:
The marriage of Bull Schitt and Pisa Schitt produced two young ones. Haut Schitt who drove all the boys crazy and her bro, Tuff Schitt who rode a pan head Harley Davidson. Tuff Schitt later formed a gang of riders in LA called Schitt Heads but was squeezed out of town by Stinky Schitt and hasn't been seen since..

 

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Laptop anybody ???

 

[2nd childhood]

While doing the posted speed limit, of course...

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[FinalImpact]

NSFW

British humor...
[ame="www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dNyvN0Kizc"]Spray glue and farts - YouTube[/ame]

 

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NSFW

British humor...
Spray glue and farts - YouTube

I think you will find young man that it is Humour, not humor.

Mrs Brown NSFW ??

 

[FinalImpact]

I think you will find young man that it is Humour, not humor.

Mrs Brown NSFW ??

lol
The great pond changes a few things I suspect! What's safe for "YOUR" work may not be safe for others! As in, NSFW is a 24" (61cm) monitor displaying someone head up another's skirt! :jawdrop:
Error on the side of caution...

 

[FinalImpact]

This is something else.... Worth glance - although some fishies may have been harmed!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqykDINEcGo"]New Water Sport "Skarping" Peoria Carp Hunters - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Cloggy]

NSFW

After years of suffering the Princesses in Disney classics (I've got 2 girls), I came across this on facebook:


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcrQvoCzs80"]Princess rap battle - YouTube[/ame]

Loved it :thumbup:

 

[2nd childhood]

Oh my stars!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVBcEg6klJI&feature=player_embedded"]Epic World-Record Truck Jump by EMC and Lotus F1 Team #RedefineRecords - YouTube[/ame]

 

[2nd childhood]

Why does this make me think of the Twilight Zone?

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[Botch]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlqf82fu01w"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlqf82fu01w[/ame]

This may get me banned, but dammit its just cardboard! Blah

 

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[motojoe122]

Rambo the Angry Ram vs. Punching Bag
Budd Hanz set up a punching bag for his notoriously angry ram, Rambo, and Rambo wasted no time kicking the punching bag's butt.

:rof::rof:
Angry Ram destroys a punching bag - YouTube

That's too funny! When I was much younger, my family ran a horse boarding stable. My Dad thought I needed a pet so he got me one of those...it's a four horn or Jacobs Lamb. I would lift my foot up so he could ram it....One time I lifted too high

 

[ELIZABETH]

Holy smokes!!!!!

[HOONIGAN] KEN BLOCK'S GYMKHANA SEVEN: WILD IN THE STREETS OF LOS ANGELES - YouTube

OOH, that was fun to watch!! :rockon:
I would love to be a passenger for that! My cheeks would hurt from grinning ear to ear!!

I liked the nod to O.J. at 7:34. :rof:

 

[2nd childhood]

If when I get old(er) and need to use a walker, I want one of these

 

[Botch]

Happy Thanksgiving, folks! Blah

 

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[ELIZABETH]

Okay, I am from the St Louis AREA (don't worry, I'm not near the craziness), so I can get away with posting this:

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I hope you all have a great Thanksgiving!

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[Botch]

Okay, I am from the St Louis AREA (don't worry, I'm not near the craziness), so I can get away with posting this:

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Heard they had quite a pre-thanksgiving fire sale too, cleared the shelves.... :spank: