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FZ09Bandit

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What I like doing to customers.

Them-"hi my car is having an issue"
Me-" ok, what's it doing?"
Them-"it's missing"
Me-"no it isn't"
Them-"yes it is"
Me-"no sir/ma'am it isn't"
Them-"well how the hell would you know?"
Me-"because I'm looking right at it. It can't be missing :D"
Them-"urgh haha you got me"!

Haha I love it.
 

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These aren't the twerkers you were looking for...



[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyqfHvoUtkU]Stormtrooper Secrets: Hip Hop Twerk - 4K - YouTube[/ame]
 

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Badass Biker Bob wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Bob looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Bob asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son replies. "Well, you came home around 3am, drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Badass Bob asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Woman, leave me alone, I'm married!"
 

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This is not safe for work, home, public spaces or children.
It is hilarious and only meets the above criteria due to language.
A truly great example of Irish humor.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylI_5FYwWYY]ANGRY Irish Father | Hilarious Driving Test Prank - YouTube[/ame]

Nelly
 
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