That seems highly effective compared to small single.... :thumbup:
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That seems highly effective compared to small single.... :thumbup:
OMG that was hilarious!! :rof:
Indeed Brilliant!
I should have them call former spouse! Mrs xxxx. Hellow Mrs XXXX, we are not ables to process claim ##### and we will be charging you for the difference. The balance you owe us is $4000 dollars!!!
And see what kinda response you get! Oh - ya. Hang on! :ban: Blah
:rockon::rockon:
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Be nice i am
Meese.
Playing in a sprinkler!
http://www.trendingmonkey.com/baby-moose-spinkler/
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Playing in a sprinkler!
http://www.trendingmonkey.com/baby-moose-spinkler/
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Not sure how this one hooks up....
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7kMqrlA3hg]gsxr vs sled.mpg - YouTube[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7kMqrlA3hg]gsxr vs sled.mpg - YouTube[/ame]
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Some Friday Entertainment!
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPntyzEbaSA]A boy, a mouse and a BB Gun - YouTube[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPntyzEbaSA]A boy, a mouse and a BB Gun - YouTube[/ame]
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Be nice i am
Oh how can people be sooo cruel ???:sinister:
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Serious "oh - Sh$ts" moment....
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tKhlkTEBXo]Tow truck tries to flip an eighteen wheeler CAR CRASH VIDEOS - YouTube[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tKhlkTEBXo]Tow truck tries to flip an eighteen wheeler CAR CRASH VIDEOS - YouTube[/ame]
Test............
Real or not, this dude was somethin else.. .. ..
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM_xpmpuSQo]Bruce Lee- Ping Pong - YouTube[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM_xpmpuSQo]Bruce Lee- Ping Pong - YouTube[/ame]
How many imitators since his death, I believe that there has not been anyone even come close to matching Mr Lee's talents he will be remembered as a legend.
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Sex and moto - ???? ? ???? (GlavPoh remake) - YouTube
Ahh shoot I don't know how to embed here.
Might have been posted before since the video is 1 year old but it's so silly that it's actually pretty funny.
Ahh shoot I don't know how to embed here.
Might have been posted before since the video is 1 year old but it's so silly that it's actually pretty funny.
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Top 10 reasons Harley riders don’t wave back
Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm.
Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
Rushing wind would blow scabs off new tattoos.
Angry because they just took out a second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
Just discovered the fine print in the owner's manual and realized that HD is partially owned by those rice-burner manufacturers.
Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back... he impaled his hand on a spiked helmet.
And the final reason Harley riders don't wave back:
They're jealous that after spending $30.000 they still don't own a V65!
Top 10 reasons Goldwing riders don't wave back
Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.
Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.
Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
The on-board espresso machine just finished brewing.
Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
Was in a three-way conference call with his stockbroker and his accessories dealer.
Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard.
Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system.
And the final reason Goldwing riders don't wave back:
They couldn't see through the glare from the chromed dash accents.
Top 12 reasons Crotch Rocket riders don't wave back
Blow-by oncoming riders so fast, the wave is 1/4 mile down the road.
New leathers are so stiff can't lift his arm.
When tucked-in, can't see crap through the windscreen.
Hands are so numb, can't feel 'em.
Nuts and Johnson are so numb, can't feel 'em either.
Afraid to raise arm for fear of getting blown off the scoot.
Ain't got time to wave, always stirring the 6-speed gearbox.
Upsets your line going through corners.
Slows you down a few mph.
Too busy letting your pillion rider have her way with you.
Afraid you might be a Harley Davidson rider.
And the final reason Crotch Rocket riders don't wave back:
Didn't see ya' dude, was looking at the road!
Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm.
Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
Rushing wind would blow scabs off new tattoos.
Angry because they just took out a second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
Just discovered the fine print in the owner's manual and realized that HD is partially owned by those rice-burner manufacturers.
Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back... he impaled his hand on a spiked helmet.
And the final reason Harley riders don't wave back:
They're jealous that after spending $30.000 they still don't own a V65!
Top 10 reasons Goldwing riders don't wave back
Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.
Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.
Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
The on-board espresso machine just finished brewing.
Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
Was in a three-way conference call with his stockbroker and his accessories dealer.
Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard.
Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system.
And the final reason Goldwing riders don't wave back:
They couldn't see through the glare from the chromed dash accents.
Top 12 reasons Crotch Rocket riders don't wave back
Blow-by oncoming riders so fast, the wave is 1/4 mile down the road.
New leathers are so stiff can't lift his arm.
When tucked-in, can't see crap through the windscreen.
Hands are so numb, can't feel 'em.
Nuts and Johnson are so numb, can't feel 'em either.
Afraid to raise arm for fear of getting blown off the scoot.
Ain't got time to wave, always stirring the 6-speed gearbox.
Upsets your line going through corners.
Slows you down a few mph.
Too busy letting your pillion rider have her way with you.
Afraid you might be a Harley Davidson rider.
And the final reason Crotch Rocket riders don't wave back:
Didn't see ya' dude, was looking at the road!
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and another one:
A man has been marooned on an island for more years than he really wants to mention
One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship".
The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat".
The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft".
Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blond woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and she says:
- "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
- "Ten years!" he says.
She reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says:
- "Man, oh man, is that good!"
Then she asks:
- "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?"
He replies: "Ten years!"
She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says:
- "Wow, that's fantastic!"
Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him:
- "And how long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?"
And the man replies: "My God! Don't tell me you've got a motorcycle in there!"
A man has been marooned on an island for more years than he really wants to mention
One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship".
The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat".
The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft".
Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blond woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and she says:
- "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
- "Ten years!" he says.
She reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says:
- "Man, oh man, is that good!"
Then she asks:
- "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?"
He replies: "Ten years!"
She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says:
- "Wow, that's fantastic!"
Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him:
- "And how long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?"
And the man replies: "My God! Don't tell me you've got a motorcycle in there!"
During a lunch time conversation the topic of sea creatures came up and someone brought up a FAIL of EPIC proportion from 1970! Thanks to utube, we can live it again today!
- Think in terms of TNT and deceased whale on the beach + Engineers...
NOT FOR THOSE WITH THE WEAK STOMACHS, but SFW!
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4]The Exploding Whale - YouTube[/ame]
- Think in terms of TNT and deceased whale on the beach + Engineers...
NOT FOR THOSE WITH THE WEAK STOMACHS, but SFW!
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4]The Exploding Whale - YouTube[/ame]
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Remember this Grasshopper, for this is sound advice!
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