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I went to the doctors the other day, I said...

"doctor I've got a problem with my bowels "

Doctor says..

" what's the problem? Are you constipated? "

" no" I said, "quite the opposite I'm as regular as clockwork, 7.30 every morning"

"So what's the problem then? " said the doctor.

" I don't get up til 8"

:eek:
 
LoL Jessica :)

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVzZyigbIWU&list=PLrEnWoR732-AOme6RPPtbO_eQzyz6yxto&index=7]Drive Thru Hearing Names Prank - YouTube[/ame]
 
This is more "Want" than "Laugh", and its the wrong damn bike, but dayam I like this!

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:rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTPOSdyA7Uo]Squirrel hides nuts in a Bernese Mountain dog's fur (as seen on Ridiculousness) - YouTube[/ame]
 
To Wave or not to Wave ???:don'tknow:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7tBHoq49RU]The Motorcycle Wave - The Solution - YouTube[/ame]
 
[FONT=&quot]THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT:[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly so lovely people if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well* dressed and rather Arabic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo. so the main man can pitty*pat us on the ground. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]She calmly turned her head and said, In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]'Wel[/FONT][FONT=&quot]l[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]swee[/FONT][FONT=&quot]t[/FONT][FONT=&quot]-[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]cheeks. in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch!'[/FONT]
 
LoL he's lucky that noone tries to beat him up. By the way is this N.Y City ? Looks like Pakistan to me :)

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIVX0BbA1K4]Twerk Prank - Feature Friday - NYCPranksTv - YouTube[/ame]
 
If you rolled social media together,
such as Youtube, Twitter and Facebook
would it be called
You twit face?
 
HARLEY DAVIDSON MEETS GOD

The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God said, "Ah, yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed ! way too close to the exhaust.
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous."
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
 
A gynaecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that he needed a career change. He'd always enjoyed tinkering with motorcycle engines so thought he'd become a motorcycle mechanic. The good doctor went along to the Australian Institute of Motorcycling, the best motorcycle mechanics school in the country, and completed the training class. The final exam was to strip a bike engine completely and reassemble it - obviously back into perfect working order. So our gynaecologist friend did the test and anxiously awaited the result. The day he received the results he got quite a surprise, he got 150%! He quickly phoned the instructor and queried the mark. The instructor said, "No, no that's right. First I gave you 50% for stripping down the engine -- a very thorough job. Next I gave you 50% for reassembling it - a fantastic job really. Then I gave you a 50% bonus for doing it all through the muffler."
 
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