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A young guy new to town starts going into a local bar every afternoon at about 5 after work and spies an old codger sitting at the end of the bar with a bevy of gorgeous young nubile girls hanging off every stool in his immediate vicinity.
This goes on for a week, every time the young fella turns up, he sees the old bloke, no spring chicken, and certainly not handsome, surrounded by absolute stunners.
The young chap says to the barman " how does he do that?"
the barman replies," well he comes in about 15 minutes before you, sits, orders his beer, licks his eyebrows and....."
This goes on for a week, every time the young fella turns up, he sees the old bloke, no spring chicken, and certainly not handsome, surrounded by absolute stunners.
The young chap says to the barman " how does he do that?"
the barman replies," well he comes in about 15 minutes before you, sits, orders his beer, licks his eyebrows and....."
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Be nice i am
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Be nice i am
Please no one flush the toilet 
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MENjFkEAj9g"]Train track Veggie Market - YouTube[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MENjFkEAj9g"]Train track Veggie Market - YouTube[/ame]
LMAO!! (sorry, Bronco fans)
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LMAO!! (sorry, Bronco fans)
OUCH!!! I want to officially take away any/all rep points I have ever sent you Eric.........
j/k of course.....what an embarrassing game that was
OUCH!!! I want to officially take away any/all rep points I have ever sent you Eric.........
j/k of course.....what an embarrassing game that was
LOL.. sorry, Bren. I don't hate the Broncos at all. That was a very sad and unexpected performance.
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Well, while the word "OUCH" is being used a lot, I thought this is an appropriate time to post this little cutting
I hope they never get thermos that go under the tongue mixed up, maybe that's why the digital one was invented,
ah that word "digital" ------
-------some of the 50y.o.+ fellas will know what I mean!!!!!
ahh read on, read on...
I hope they never get thermos that go under the tongue mixed up, maybe that's why the digital one was invented,
ah that word "digital" ------
-------some of the 50y.o.+ fellas will know what I mean!!!!!
ahh read on, read on...
I had dreams of entering the medical field, but you just rectum. :spank:
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A Husband lies dying, his wife is by his bedside..
He says in a weak voice "there is something I must confess".
"Shhhh" said the wife, " there is nothing to confess.
Everything is all right. "No" the husband replied " I must die in peace.
I had sex with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your best friends mum!"
"I know," she whispered, "That's why I poisoned you.
Now close your eyes"....
He says in a weak voice "there is something I must confess".
"Shhhh" said the wife, " there is nothing to confess.
Everything is all right. "No" the husband replied " I must die in peace.
I had sex with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your best friends mum!"
"I know," she whispered, "That's why I poisoned you.
Now close your eyes"....
Rocket launchpads have huge troughs dug underneath them and filled with water, to keep the pad cool during launches.
Sometimes, you're just in the wrong place at the wrong time...
TIME Picks the Most Surprising Photos of 2013 - LightBox
Sometimes, you're just in the wrong place at the wrong time...
TIME Picks the Most Surprising Photos of 2013 - LightBox
This is pretty funny!
8 bit superbowl! Amazing.
Percy Harvin kickoff return for a TD (Super Mario Bros Remix) on Vimeo
8 bit superbowl! Amazing.
Percy Harvin kickoff return for a TD (Super Mario Bros Remix) on Vimeo
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Be nice i am
About those NEW riders out there! Blah
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Buncha squids!...... but I'm sure it's a hoot has it got a 360 loop?
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One more....some of you may have seen this recently...
Why my kid is crying…
This was probably my favorite
Why my kid is crying…
This was probably my favorite