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Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No

Man: So where's your Ferrari?
 
Why people move to Florida:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKy2lLNQYrI]The People vs Winter - YouTube[/ame]

(the first minute is skippable, then it gets kinda funny)
 
Personal favorites are the snow jumps where someone falls shot and simply impales into a drift! Like a cartoon into concrete leaving only an outline....

bad angle, but you get the idea....
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mAD2u54uwc]Huge Snowboard Jump FAIL - YouTube[/ame]
 
Does it worry anyone else that a bunch of folks on a 600cc motorcycle forum are all of the sudden lusting after ramps? :eek:



:D
 
A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a
construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty
lot.

The young family's 4-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in
all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day
observing the workers.

Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough,"
more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted
with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch
breaks, and gave her 20 little jobs to do here and there to make her
feel important.

At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay
envelope containing ten dollars.

The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she
take her ten dollars "pay" she'd received to the bank the next day to
start a savings account.

When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally
impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own
pay check at such a young age.

The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with a real
construction crew building the new house next door to us."

"Oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working
on the house again this week, too?"

The little girl replied, "I will, if those a**holes at Lowes ever
deliver the f**kin' drywall..."
 
agf said:
i need to get a ramp
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Reminds me of trip two years back over an active volcano. From Curley Creek Rd north on NF-25 you skirt the east side of Mt St Helen's. The earth moves so much the road is broken into sections. Some are indeed ramps. Had the Fizz airborne several times on that trip. Road requires lots of evasive maneuvering due to cracks and drops. gents could benefit from a cup too! :rolleyes:

Ride was much better suited for motards....
 
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