Think I'm gonna have an aneurysm

[LCR]

I went to my mom's house to pick up the cruiser cause I don't want to ride a crotch rocket 3 hours to go to the races this weekend and she planned on taking the bike to work tonight so she didn't have to put gas in her car.

Somehow I left her house with the cruiser and agreed to let her ride my GSXR 750 to work tonight and tomorrow. :banghead:

 

[chomorro]

Ouch good luck. I wouldnt let my mom touch my bike or car. She has already backed into it twice since i bought it.....

 

[2006_FZ6]

Dang, you mom is cool. I don't think my mom ever even sat on my motorcycle.

 

[MisterX]

Wait. What?!?

Get pics of your mom on your GSXR. This I gotta see.

 

[lytehouse]

I went to my mom's house to pick up the cruiser cause I don't want to ride a crotch rocket 3 hours to go to the races this weekend and she planned on taking the bike to work tonight so she didn't have to put gas in her car.

Somehow I left her house with the cruiser and agreed to let her ride my GSXR 750 to work tonight and tomorrow. :banghead:

What's the problem??? Don't you trust your own Mother?!?! :spank:
She's gonna be extra careful on it because it's "her son's bike". I don't think you need to worry......

 

[Botch]

Wait. What?!?

Get pics of your mom on your GSXR. This I gotta see.

Or just a pic of your Mom, sonny. Is she over 45? She sounds awesome!

 

[Motogiro]

What's the problem??? Don't you trust your own Mother?!?! :spank:
She's gonna be extra careful on it because it's "her son's bike". I don't think you need to worry......

:BLAA:She's still gonna light those ponies up while she sings that song something about Wild Fire!!! :rockon::BLAA:

 

[oldfast007]

Policy paid up...check

Trust mom...check

Attend AA meetings...check

Good Luck, she's probably hooked now, and you'll not see your bike for weeks!

 

[Kazza]

The fuel in car was just a feeble excuse : rof:


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[FinalImpact]

Writing was on the wall. . .

She saw you coming....

 

[ANLR21]

Wait, I just saw a lady on a Gixxer practicing stoppies and burnouts up and down I-95. Was doing them really well, looked like she'd already had lots of practice.

You going through tires abnormally quick?

 

[Dave.TX]

Or just a pic of your Mom, sonny. Is she over 45? She sounds awesome!

Yeah, around 40-ish and I'm game... :BLAA:

 

[motojoe122]

Yeah, around 40-ish and I'm game... :BLAA:

What's the name for those......oh yeah, COUGARS!:BLAA:

 

[Dave.TX]

Dude, you're talking about his mom for cryin' out loud! And so are the rest of us... I'll be 42 in November. If I look for younger females I'm a perv. If a 42 year old female is looking for younger males she's a role model.

 

[Dave.TX]

Dude, you're talking about his mom for cryin' out loud! And so are the rest of us... I'll be 42 in November. If I look for younger females I'm a perv. If a 42 year old female is looking for younger males she's a role model. :spank:

 

[08fz6]

Dude, you're talking about his mom for cryin' out loud! And so are the rest of us... I'll be 42 in November. If I look for younger females I'm a perv. If a 42 year old female is looking for younger males she's a role model. :spank:

its pay back from when they are in their 20's guys are seen as "the man" for sleeping with as many girls as they can get and the girl is looked at as a tramp...