You know your old when................

[Nelly]

I am not feeling as young as I once was despite losing a stone (14lb) in weight this month. I saw an article in a national paper that made me giggle so I will kick it off.

You know your getting old when " You order a three minute egg and they ask for the cash up front".

 

[Troubl]

You know you're getting old when... when... what were we talking about?

 

[Oranje]

lose another stone. trust me, i lost 4 a while back, felt like a new man...gained it back this year...feel like crap again. i'm ready to start starving myself again once this annoying pest i have gets out of my life forever.

 

[Nelly]

Lol thanks,

You know when you old when " You remember being a waiter at the last supper ".

 

[Doorag]

I've had the norovirus for the past 4 days and I've almost lost a stone (14 lbs) as well. I wouldn't recommend it though. I still can't eat anything.

 

[Nelly]

lose another stone. trust me, i lost 4 a while back, felt like a new man...gained it back this year...feel like crap again. i'm ready to start starving myself again once this annoying pest i have gets out of my life forever.

Tell me about it (the weight I mean), Good luck with the pest.

Nelly

 

[jrf]

You know your old when you can't trust a fart

 

[Nelly]

I've had the norovirus for the past 4 days and I've almost lost a stone (14 lbs) as well. I wouldn't recommend it though. I still can't eat anything.

That stinks mate (sorry could not resist that one:rof, What do you expect sympathy I am a Nurse for Gawds sake. Don't worry what you have lost will be back on in 10 days once you are able to eat and drink properly. Get well soon.

So would you say,

You know you are old when " you see the toilet more than the TV"

Your mate Nelly

 

[Botch]

You know your getting old when " You order a three minute egg and they ask for the cash up front".

Similar to You know you're getting old when you no longer buy green bananas.

 

[Nelly]

You know your old when you can't trust a fart

Excellent, I love it one of those better go to the lav moments JIK.

Nelly

 

[Nelly]

Similar to You know you're getting old when you no longer buy green bananas.

Excellent one Botch,
How about this one?
You know you are old when " Your kids are drawing a state pension"

 

[lonesoldier84]

you know you're old when you start threads entitled "you know you're old when..."

 

[grommit]

...the news readers look as thou they should be in bed at this time of night...

 

[Nelly]

you know you're old when you start threads entitled "you know you're old when..."

Fair point mate,

However, You know you are old when "You read threads with the above title". Touche.

 

[lonesoldier84]

haha no doubt

 

[Nelly]

...the news readers look as thou they should be in bed at this time of night...

Thanks M,

Contriversal now.....

You know you are old when "You agree with Charlie"....

Bloody Ell he will kill me for that one. Thank god it will take him acouple of days to get here. I may need to hide out at Chez Grommit.

Nelly

 

[Nelly]

haha no doubt

Yeah you are rocking here, all of the lurkers are just wishing they possessed the comic genius of you all. LOL

Do we really have nothing better to do on Independence day/

 

[Nelly]

You know your old when "You take up jogging just so you can hear heavy breathing again"

 

[Nelly]

You know your old when "Your back goe's out more than you"

 

[JeffrosFZ6]

Your old when...

go to bed normal, wake up injured!

(I seem to be doing that alot lately).