You know your old when................

[Nelly]

:rof: :jawdrop: How does that work??????????/

 

[lytehouse]

took me awhile, (I must be old)
but here's one:

you remember when sex was safe & motorcycles were dangerous

 

[Numpty]

You know when your getting old when you have to clench you bum cheeks to cough

 

[fast blue one]

you know you're getting old when you.................... remember pontias pilate was only a navigator (sorry old airmans pun).

 

[steveindenmark]

When your daughter asks "Whats coal dad"

When you are filling in an on line application form and you have to scroll miles to your year of birth.

When, after an afternoon of attempted water skiing, you feel as if you have done 20 rounds with Tyson for about 4 days after....ask me how I know !!!

When you start saying things to younger people that your parents used to say to you when you were younger.

When you realise that what your parents were saying to you was actually good advice.

I will never get old because I am a ToyBoy. Jannie is older than me. I just feel old.

Steve

 

[4fun]

When you realize that your youngest kid is 20.

I may be old but I can still, if I try real hard............remember things.

 

[GastonJ]

Dunno if it's been said...

You know you're old when the cop giving you a ticking off, and a ticket for speeding, is younger than you.......

 

[CHEMIKER]

... you ask the record store clerk for the new Tom Petty album and he doesn't know who Tom Petty is or what the word album means. And he doesn't call where he works a "record store"....

 

[codeblue]

..... when your wife tells you that your cute sexy arse went up to your gut area. OR
..... when you sit down on the toilet and your gut sits down on your lap. OR
..... when your man breast starts giggling as you go up or down the stairs.

 

[codeblue]

..... when you to Blockbuster and the clerk ask you "what the hell on earth is a betamax?!?! or a laser disk for that matter.

 

[Nelly]

This happened to me today.

I knew I was old when " The student nurse I was talking to didn't know who Steve Austin Bionic Man is"

Nelly

PS Keep them coming guys, Numpty you may need surgery for that lol.

 

[codeblue]

This happened to me today.

I knew I was old when " The student nurse I was talking to didn't know who Steve Austin Bionic Man is"

Nelly

PS Keep them coming guys, Numpty you may need surgery for that lol.

I like any episode when the six million dollar man teamed up with the bionic woman (Jamie Lee Curtis??) what was the dogs name..... oh hold on..... Max

 

[codeblue]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Fembots, those hot looking Fembots.

 

[Mattberkshire]

..........when you start listening to Radio 2 (UK only - happened 4 years ago)
..........you kneel down to build something from Lego "for the kids" and can't get up again

 

[Nelly]

I like any episode when the six million dollar man teamed up with the bionic woman (Jamie Lee Curtis??) what was the dogs name..... oh hold on..... Max

I am so old I can't remember the dogs name and then I got confused with Heart to Heart (Stephanie Powers & Robert Wagner), I thought the dog was called Max in that. Then I remembered that dog was called freeway. Then I needed to lie down lol.

Nelly

 

[CHEMIKER]

I like any episode when the six million dollar man teamed up with the bionic woman (Jamie Lee Curtis??) what was the dogs name..... oh hold on..... Max

Nope, Lindsay Wagner, the character's name was Jamie. mmmmmmm...Lindsay Wagner...

 

[codeblue]

Nope, Lindsay Wagner, the character's name was Jamie. mmmmmmm...Lindsay Wagner...

So I stand corrected, I wasn't so sure. All I remember as a young boy was standing in front of the tv set and running along side S. Austin, LOL. I also wanted to be an astronaut like most boys my age.

 

[Nelly]

Nope, Lindsay Wagner, the character's name was Jamie. mmmmmmm...Lindsay Wagner...

You know you are old when "You are able to correct posts about being old"

 

[codeblue]

You know you are old when "You are able to correct posts about being old"

hahahaha. I believe we did an age post in the past, I noticed that most of us are around the same age.... thirty something.

 

[jsteinb95]

" The student nurse I was talking to didn't know who Steve Austin Bionic Man is"

Well.....who is he???

Numpty you may need surgery for that lol.

LMAO!!!!