What do you want inscribed on your tombstone?

[Botch]

This thread starter was on another forum of mine, and the plethora of answers, funny, insightful, sad, dead-on, or just plain bizarre were amusing to read. So, let's go!
I'm in a despondent mood tonight, so here's mine (at least until tomorrow):

"Well, that sucked."

 

[PosterFZ6]

I don't want a tombstone.

I want to have my body cremated. Have my ashes mixed with gun powder and put into fireworks.

I want the same fireworks used during my remembrance/memorial service.

Go out with a bang!

 

[GTPAddict]

Band: Dream Theater
CD: Metropolis Pt.2: Scenes From A Memory
Song: The Spirit Carries On.

Move on, be brave
Don't weep at my grave
Because I am no longer here
But please never let
Your memory of me disappear.

There was another I liked but can't think of it right now. If I remember I'll add it later...

 

[Botch]

I don't want a tombstone.

I want to have my body cremated. Have my ashes mixed with gun powder and put into fireworks.

I want the same fireworks used during my remembrance/memorial service.

Go out with a bang!

You and Hunter S. T.

 

[FinalImpact]

Loved by many, hated by few, ridin hard, until he was through! :BLAA:

Kinda winged that - for s & g's. . .

 

[Lefty]

Good Father, Good Husband, Good Friend.
Left no regrets...

 

[Dave.TX]

When the time comes that I die I hope it was in defense of an innocent or saving the life of someone. I want the bagpipes to play "Going Home" and want those to remember my goofy humor. I want the tombstone to be by those that remember who I am, whatever it may say I hope it says something positive.

 

[foxbass]

"Was that it?"

 

[GTPAddict]

"Here lies a man who got all he ever wanted." And that would be true

 

[sniff6]

See i told you i was ill

 

[trepetti]

I don't want a tombstone.

I want to have my body cremated. Have my ashes mixed with gun powder and put into fireworks.

I want the same fireworks used during my remembrance/memorial service.

Go out with a bang!

Ditto. I want my ashes sprinkled into the food of my enemies!

 

[NorCal FZ6]

But seriously folks...

 

[Botch]

Most blues guitarists put the following on their tombstones:

"I didn't wake up this mornin'..."

:BLAA:

 

[callmegandhi]

Sausage and pepperoni.

 

[FinalImpact]

Sausage and pepperoni.

wth??? :don'tknow:

10 char

 

[Kazza]

Sorry but mine is boring but true.


"Loving wife and Beloved wife"

BTW Spike Milligan (British comedic legend, Goon and madman.....) had the best EVER:

"See, I told you I was ill" LOL

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[ChevyFazer]

"Popcorn said F*** you!" -----awesome

But for me

"Hold my beer and watch this!!!"


Yeah he hit the gas instead of the brake

 

[callmegandhi]

Tombstone (pizza) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[red_rock_beetle]

either 'ERROR 404: FILE NOT FOUND'
or 'ERROR 500: INTERNAL ERROR'

 

[SweaterDude]

Band: Dream Theater
CD: Metropolis Pt.2: Scenes From A Memory
Song: The Spirit Carries On.

Move on, be brave
Don't weep at my grave
Because I am no longer here
But please never let
Your memory of me disappear.

There was another I liked but can't think of it right now. If I remember I'll add it later...

great band and song

When the time comes that I die I hope it was in defense of an innocent or saving the life of someone. I want the bagpipes to play "Going Home" and want those to remember my goofy humor. I want the tombstone to be by those that remember who I am, whatever it may say I hope it says something positive.

the same "going home" as the one that Mark Knopfler did a rendition of?


"l'm not buried here" or
"So you've found the 2nd clue." or
"Apparently life was one of those 'One time deals'." or
"GRABOID, (grah'-boid) n. – Underground Sqwid" (Tremors reference)