Tasteless Joke for Friday

[MisterX]

A baby seal walks into a club...








Think about it for a bit. You'll get it...

:rof:

X

 

[lytehouse]

EWWWWW :spank:

 

[aussiejules]

not nice, did you see that our guys had to put down a baby whale cause it had lost its mother and was trying to suckle on to yachts.

 

[4fun]

Not bad for a quick one liner.:rof:

 

[wrightme43]

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

 

[4fun]

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

I'm speechless, I can't even find anything sarcastic to say.

:spank:

 

[teeter]

so a mushroom walks into a bar and says...


"hey, I'm a funghi"

 

[reiobard]

I am severely dissapointed... I think you have all just convinced me to head home for the day....


WOOT!!!

 

[Fred]

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?



















A: Fsh!

 

[Steve F]

A guy walks into a bank to rob it.
He says to the teller, "F&ck up."
She says, "Don't you mean stick up?"
He says, "No, F&ck up, I forgot the gun."

 

[Scott64a]

Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench eating lunch. A guy comes up, opens his trenchcoat and flashes them all. The first lady, she had a stroke. The second one did, too. The third lady wouldn't touch it.

 

[MisterX]

Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench eating lunch. A guy comes up, opens his trenchcoat and flashes them all. The first lady, she had a stroke. The second one did, too. The third lady wouldn't touch it.

LOL! :rof:

Good one!

X

 

[wrightme43]

A priest offered a Nun a lift.





She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a
leg.




The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her
leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his
hand
slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her

way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up
Psalm
129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find
glory.'

 

[Wolfman]

How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?

One....but the light bulb has got to want to change!

 

[yamaha rider87]

I wish my lawn were emo so it would cut itself

 

[Botch]

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: Fsh!

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings?
A: A walk

Q: What's red, sits in a tree, and goes "Meow"?
A: A retarded apple!

Skeleton walks into a bar, and sez "Bartender, bring me a beer! And a mop."

I love bad jokes!

 

[Cuba]

A drunk gets up from his table, stumbles up to the bartender, and makes a bet. "$50 says I can p!ss into that pint glass on the other end of the bar without spilling a single drop."

The bartender laughs and asks to see the money first, which the drunk hands him. "Okay, it's your money..."

So the drunk stands on the bar, whips out, and proceeds to urinate all over the bar, the floor, and even the bartender. "Get down from there, you lost, I'm not giving your money back." The bartender says while counting his winnings.

"That's okay man, I just bet those two guys a hundred bucks that I'd walk over here, stand on the counter, and p!ss all over you and your bar!"

 

[Fred]

I wish my lawn were emo so it would cut itself

I like my Al Queda tires. They blow themselves up.

 

[OZXJR]

A girl went into a doctors office with a Strawberry up her ass, The doctor said I've got some "Cream" For that.