SEC football

[mikebike]

SEC Time!

The new season is set to begin so get to know your favorite SEC team !

Here is the traditional collegiate football quiz to begin the season. Even though you may know most of the answers, it is still fun to reminisce the halcyon days of yore.

(1) What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?


.........Drool.

(2) What do you get when you put thirty-two Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?

.........A full set of teeth.


(3) How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader into your dorm room?

.........Grease her hips and push.

(4) How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch?

.........Pay him for the pizza..

(5) How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a girlfriend?

........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.

(6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?

........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

(7) What are the longest three years of an Auburn football player's life?

.........His freshman year.

(8) How many Florida Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?

.........None -- that's a sophomore course.

(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?

........Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He knew that the police would never look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.

AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)

(10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?


.........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

 

[gr8eyes]

:Flash: LOLOLOL

 

[pchbreeze]

Though I live in California, with barely any college teams and no shortage of colleges or universities, I love the SEC games. I hope to catch a few this year.

 

[SOUTHERNFZ6]

Sec

Game****s Football Will Be A Foce This Year.

 

[mikebike]

I find it humorous that the board auto blocks Game****s ..... must be a Spurrier thang.

they may be a "foce " though.....

 

[SOUTHERNFZ6]

Sec

You Like That ?

Sorry That Greased Up Carolina Cheerleader Slipped In The Door And Feel On Me.

 

[pchbreeze]

Anyone see that fight between the Ducks mascot and Cougars mascot?

I saw it on yahoo videos :rockon:

Another reason to love the DUCKS!

 

[mikebike]

I saw that video Yahoo!

crazy stuff....

Albert the Alligator would have eaten the freakin duck :rockon:

 

[mikebike]

Florida put a hurtin' on Tennessee

Well not much to say that

59-20 ​

doesn't say for me

I am enjoying this time because I know this will not last forever

Hope my Tennessee friends here will not shoot at me when I run Deal's Gap in a couple weeks .... I will need to focus on the road not dodgin bullets from some Hillbilly

 

[pchbreeze]

USC needs to be knocked off its pedistal but it looks like that's not going to happen soon. Sigh.

Notre Dame is horrible...their recruiting problems are one thing, but they're doing very bad now. Very very bad. I dread to say I am/was a ND fan with that USC game coming up!

SEC...bama game was on tv but didn't feel like watching it. I don't know why, but I wanted to watch some west coast teams. Next week I'm definitely going to a sports bar and watch 2 or 3 games at once! I need to catch up!