Reasons why engineers get nothing from Santa

[Mattberkshire]

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper.

He sold his soul to Santa

 

[wrightme43]

Santa rocks. There is nothing as cool as watching kids open presents, and the feeling that comes from being able to give them.

 

[Botch]

If it weren't for engineers, you'd all be reading a book right now. :Flip:

 

[wrightme43]

The will still make things even if you pick on them. LOL They cant help it. Just like writers write, and gardeners garden. Engineers engineer. Just some of them suck at it.

 

[Mattberkshire]

The will still make things even if you pick on them. LOL They cant help it. Just like writers write, and gardeners garden. Engineers engineer. Just some of them suck at it.

Wrightme. Hahahah. What is it with engineers? Engineers come in many forms and, yes, they do engineer. All day long if they have to. Some people are even called software engineers. Hey Botch, what's wrong with reading a book. I'm all for technology but books are good. I'm reading Wintersmith by Terry Pratchett at the moment. It's good. Alows me to have an imagination after all the tv, computer stuff which shows me everything I need to see. Books stimulate the mind. Computers don't really. It's a very visual medium see. (Have I riled someone here? - please refer to previous post):Flip:

 

[trailblazer87]

Well I guess I'm terminal then, please just don't spit on me.

I am an Engineer, and to make matters worse, I work for a county road department. So watch out, or I'll drop your speed limits:Flip:


I can't sell my soul to Santa, Dog already has it

 

[wrightme43]

Nobody really spits on engineers and pushes them down stairs. I would like 15 minutes alone with the guy, and a bat, that designed the cyl heads and sparkplugs on my F-150.

 

[sportrider]

So watch out, or I'll drop your speed limits:Flip:

thats ok nobody follows them anyways!!!

 

[pedwards89]

I can't sell my soul to Santa, Dog already has it

Splurffed coffee all over my keyboard.

 

[Raid The Revenge]

In conclusion -
If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.

Santa can't die! Everyone knows that.