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The red ones are definitely faster. Yamaha must've made blue their team color just to sell the slow blue ones.

I don't know why they make black ones. So every girl's little black dress matches it? Hmmm.
 
The red ones are definitely faster. Yamaha must've made blue their team color just to sell the slow blue ones.

I don't know why they make black ones. So every girl's little black dress matches it? Hmmm.

Because black is sexy. ;)

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Loud pipes save lives.

Your belief that your bike, approaching me from the rear, is louder than my metallica, is fallacious.

If you want to warn people you are coming their way, get a siren, like the cops use. They use that because it works. You don't see cops trying to make loud exhausts to clear the way in an emergency?

Loud pipes p!$$ people off.
 
"So you think you're some kind of bad @$$ cause you have a bike?"

"you're going to kill yourself on that thing!"
 
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^^^^ that leads me to my favorite one of all....

" why don't you just buy a R6 or something faster"
 
"your not a real biker like me (in a mc club)"~ from a harley guy that can't ride faster than 60 mph and take a turn faster than 35mph:Flip:
 
"It's faster to lube your chain with the bike running in 1st gear" Good way to lose a finger in the rear sprocket!:spank:
 
"your not a real biker like me (in a mc club)"~ from a harley guy that can't ride faster than 60 mph and take a turn faster than 35mph:Flip:

Riding with an old friend with a bunch of his Harley pals through the Santa Cruz Mtns. (slowly) to end up at a tavern where they proceeded to kill 2 hours drinking beer and eating burgers.. Me thinking "let's just ride"! After they finished my friend says to me "you might want to get to the front of the group so we don't hold you up".

Me: "'Ya think?!"
 
"your going to kill yourself on that thing!!!!".

My response to random pissed off lady

"at least ill go out with a smile on my face!!! Can you say that?"
 
"your going to kill yourself on that thing!!!!".

My response to random pissed off lady

"at least ill go out with a smile on my face!!! Can you say that?"

My normal response is;

"Do you feel better now that you said that?"
 
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