He or she? (or maybe even it)

[RacerChick621]

I bought my bike and wanted it to be a girl bike...but the first day or so I just really felt like I had to name it a dude name....that didn't last long. Once I rode her for a few more days I really bonded with her...its DEF a chick n she is a badddd b*tch ;-) all those curves and her sweet purrrrrr

 

[FinalImpact]

They're all cold at first, but they'z warm up nicely when hold them tight and love them! :thumbup:

As for name; she's a she - perhaps my ex g/f's nickname as she left me when I brought er home. . . I'll call er Missy! Although my sister named er Black Betty already. . .


Perhaps a Sub-pole of men who got dumped for buying a bike?
Takers????

 

[lonesoldier84]

I bought my bike and wanted it to be a girl bike...but the first day or so I just really felt like I had to name it a dude name....that didn't last long. Once I rode her for a few more days I really bonded with her...its DEF a chick n she is a badddd b*tch ;-) all those curves and her sweet purrrrrr

So THAT's where I put my cans of tomato paste. Been looking for those.

Thanks.

 

[Smersh]

I figured, it would be It: "MiG" :rockon:

 

[FIZZER6]

My FZ6 is a beast or angry predatory insect and has been dubbed "The Angry Blue Mantis"

I think only sport cars and classic cars deserve a female designation.

 

[Andz]

I didn't think about the he or she thing until I read this thread... I've never named any of my bikes or cars. Thinking about it, it is it.

It needs a tyre, it needs a wash, I am happy with it.... yeah, just it.

 

[FIZZER6]

Naming your bike a female name pretty much guarantees that it:

1. will not let you ride it for one week every month
2. will be moody and temperamental and sometimes fail to start.
3. will insist on only the most expensive fuel
4. Will need new tires every week and require you to stock pile more tires than you could ever use
5. Will not go anywhere without a fresh bath


Be careful what you wish for.

 

[FinalImpact]

Naming your bike a female name pretty much guarantees that it:

1. will not let you ride it for one week every month
2. will be moody and temperamental and sometimes fail to start.
3. will insist on only the most expensive fuel
4. Will need new tires every week and require you to stock pile more tires than you could ever use
5. Will not go anywhere without a fresh bath


Be careful what you wish for.

Yer bike needs a new lesson. . . Someone to RE-Train er properly. . . and just because one door closes doesn't mean the other door is out of service. . .

 

[Popeye70]

My bike is a she. Sexy looking, curvy, tempting, kind of dangerous, my girlfriend doesn't like her much... Definitely a she.

Sidestep: As a former female (21 years old at the time) colleague of my mom said when motorcycles were the topic at a lunch one day: "I just love something big and vibrating between my legs". Suddenly all the guys stopped talking and just stared...

 

[Sun Diego FZ6]

Great thread! Lots of laughing out loud due to it.

 

[FizzySix]

Bikes are bikes, and they don't ever tell you to get off, the don't drink the last beer, steal your last smoke, complain when you smell, etc...

They're always up for a good romp whenever you have time, and never have a headache....and it's OK if the kids hear us. :BLAA:

 

[viviifz6]

Pappa Smurf, from my friends so I didn't really have a choice!
LOL

 

[Kazza]

I'm not answering the poll - I would not ride Chuck Norris OR a hot babe :shakehead: and as for a Monster - only monster I want is a Ducati one :rockon:

But ALL my cars/bikes are female. Always have been, with only a couple of exceptions. Even Mikes have been female - I've named them.

My commodore is called Edna (she has a roo bar that is black and makes it look as though she is wearing glasses - like Dame Edna Everage.....)
My FZ6 is called Baby (female though)
All my previous cars etc have been female, with the exception of my DT175 - that's Dieter, and my old Kawasaki Z250 - that was called Zed, after Pulp Fiction - "Zed's dead baby. Zed's dead" :rockon:

 

[lonesoldier84]

Tee hee!

Ride chuck Norris....

*giggle*

 

[krid80]

Girl for sure.

Always consuming my money but because I willingly give it.

Sexy and flashy always drawing attention.

Curvy but with strong features. Especially in the eyes.

My bike is Olivia Wilde. Insanely hot with a tight and fit body. Square jaw line and eyes that can make you go blind they are so beautiful.

Sent from my HTC EVO 4G using tapatalk.

 

[kharrel]

Well she drinks like a man.

 

[ChUcK]

My bike is an inanimate object, for sure-

The mighty warship RMS Displacement

The average displacement of all motorcycle trips is zero, since they start and end in the garage. But, if you consider the Root Mean Square of the displacements, the math allows you to calculate distances traveled quite efficiently.

MotocyCalculus- the math doesn't lie. Yes, I am a huge nerd, but I got your back in a streetfight.