Happy birthday Chuck Norris!

[callmegandhi]

Best Chuck Norris jokes, GO!!! :america:

In Chuck Norris' hometown they named a street after him. The town had to change it back because nobody crossed Chuck Norris and lived!

 

[I JET]

 

[Smersh]

... i just had to. Don't be hatin'

Seriously tho, happy birthday to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets information he wants.

 

[callmegandhi]

If you have $5.00 and Chuck Norris has $5.00, Chuck Norris has $10.00.

 

[major tom]

Way to go man! I like the guy.

 

[payneib]

Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin. Underneath that beard is just another fist.

 

[Recluse420]

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

 

[agf]

When Chuck Norris does push ups, its the earth that moves!

 

[JayyVee]

Smersh wins..


But in the manner in which was asked of us -

Violence isn't the answer, Chuck Norris is...

 

[ccew]

This from a local morning radio show:

"At birth, Chuck Norris wasn't pushed out, he reached and pulled himself out."

 

[par751]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.