Funny caption game! What's Rossi's bike saying to him???

[Humperdinkel]

Bike thinks to itself , "With this camera on my back , this video is going viral Biatch"

 

[Humperdinkel]

Bike to Rossi - Pray all you want , you will never win another championship

"Eat , Pray , Love" One womans search for everything :rof:

Rossi - "Was it as good for you as it was for me" ?? :eyebrow:

 

[The Toecutter]

Bike to Rossi.....You know i'm feeling realy dirty now for enjoying that thorough chassis Lubing you gave me last night!!! :disapprove:

 

[Kazza]

MODERATOR

Time for this thread to be shut down as it is offending me

:rant: :rant:

:scared:

 

[Wolfman]

MODERATOR

Time for this thread to be shut down as it is offending me

:rant: :rant:

:scared:

Lol...toughen up princess!!!

 

[Kazza]

Lol...toughen up princess!!!

Yep, I am a Princess


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[FizzySix]

Bike to Rossi: It's OK, Val...it happens to a lot of men as they get older. *sigh*

:spank:

 

[joshfz6.2008]

bike to rossi: after all this time i'm going to start riding you

 

[Botch]

Rossi: "Uh, some help here? My chinstrap got caught in my axle..."

 

[dimos]

Rossi: if you don't stay behind me next year, I'll take care of your exhaust output....

 

[Shinn]

Bike to Rossi: "No, I won't bleed red like you"

Rossi to Bike: "If only ducati could build something as beautiful as you"
Bike replies "If only you were younger and from the states you might still have me"

 

[Kazza]

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

"So this is the '7 year itch'. I can't believe you're leaving me for some skanky, red Italian!"

Sorry, all I could come up with without insulting my hero

 

[krid80]

Rossi to M1 "I sure am gonna miss this perfection I helped develop."

M1 to Rossi "..............."

It's a BIKE! THEY CAN'T TALK!

 

[Wolfman]

It's a BIKE! THEY CAN'T TALK!

I know that! But if they could???

I reckon if my bike could talk it would tell me to get off and go start a diet!

Back on topic...

M1 to Rossi: "I have told you before, everytime you hug me, Uchio gets jealous...and comes and changes my oil from motul to yamalube in the middle of the night!!!"

 

[Disco]

Bike to Rossi - Its too late, you had your chance to stay. My heart now belongs to a young American.

 

[Disco]

Bike to Rossi - Finally, Ill be ridden by the man you wish your man could smell like

 

[wolfe1down]

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

"So this is the '7 year itch'. I can't believe you're leaving me for some skanky, red Italian!"

Sorry, all I could come up with without insulting my hero

Priceless...

 

[krid80]

I know that! But if they could???

I reckon if my bike could talk it would tell me to get off and go start a diet!

Back on topic...

M1 to Rossi: "I have told you before, everytime you hug me, Uchio gets jealous...and comes and changes my oil from motul to yamalube in the middle of the night!!!"

Ok, ok. I consider Yamaha motorcycles to be a sensible choice. It makes sense to own a Yamaha because you can simply ride it and it won't break. So, if the Yamaha were to break its silence and speak, I imagine what it would say would be sensible and hard to argue against.

M1 to Rossi: "It's ok, lots of middle aged men go through these mid life crises. Most, however pic something faster than they currently own! No, you can't come back. You made your bed, you have to lie in it."

 

[TSi Fly]

Hey look at me I'm a tyre warmer!