Funny caption game! What's Rossi's bike saying to him???

[Wolfman]

Ok, i found this rather amusing last night...Rossi down on his knees in front of his bike...kissing it, hugging it, etc, etc...it was a big load of "shownanship", and i think it deserves to be torn apart with witty one liners about the picture i have posted below...

It looks like Rossi is listening to something the bike is saying!!! So, the idea is to come up with what the bike is saying to our old mate Valentino!!!

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I will start off

"Um, buddy, i am a motorbike!, um...your a human!, um...this aint gonna work!"

C'mon people, lets have some fun with this! Rep to every witty comment, that doesnt go TOO far!

 

[Humperdinkel]

There there little one , its OK Jorge is a to fasta for Daddy to catch :BLAA:

 

[wolfe1down]

After riding her hard, all Rossi wanted was a little cuddle time...

 

[wolfe1down]

The bike to Rossi - "You cheated on me!"

Rossi to the bike - "Even though I went out with that Duc, you're still the only one for me baby! It was just about the money! I was still thinking about you! I'll never do it again!"

The bike to Rossi - "Get away from me!"

 

[Wolfman]

Bike to Rossi....

"Go away old Man! I've got Ben now...at least he might be able to keep up with Jorge..."

 

[ozzieboy]

If you go round behind me I'm taking off without you:BLAA:

 

[Wolfman]

If you go round behind me I'm taking off without you:BLAA:

I just snorted chocolate milk! ROFLMFAO!

 

[ozzieboy]

Get off me ya left arm rock throwing, alfalfa chewing, walk like ya chewin' a mintie, romper. Can't wait for next year, when hopefully I don't get ridden like a bulldozer.

 

[ozzieboy]

What do ya mean you wanna get a room and watch Brokeback Mountain with me?

 

[chaskell27]

Bike to Rossi: I'm only gonna tell you one more time to QUIT HUMPING MY LEG :spank::spank:

 

[Popeye70]

"Listen up, you spaghetti eating, cheating italiano. I am a Yamaha, so quit putting all those FIAT stickers all over me!"

 

[Kazza]

This is the most shocking thread I have EVER seen on this forum.



:shakehead:

 

[Wolfman]

This is the most shocking thread I have EVER seen on this forum.



:shakehead:

Now i am sad!

This was my supposed to be my Anniversary Gift to You & Mike, Kazza...

You dont like?

:innocent:

 

[Kazza]

Ok, it's kinda funny.

Not quite the Wedding Anniversary pressie I would like though - diamonds are. Anyone buy me diamonds?

 

[Wolfman]

Ok, it's kinda funny.

Kinda funny, it's freakin hilarious!

Again people,.....what is Rossi's bike saying to him in this photo!!!

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Some classic responses so far....

 

[Dunno]

The M1 speaks to Rossi & quotes Mr T talking to Apollo Creed in Rocky III

"Get outta my corner. I don't want no has been in my corner"

 

[Davey]

Rossi to bike:

It's OK I've got a plan; I'll just put some red paint on you - no one will notice!

 

[oldfast007]

Bike to Rossi... My lawyer says I'm getting better part of this deal, after all you know what they say about redheads....

 

[mxgolf]

Bike to Rossi: Leave me alone you too timing bitch!
Bike to Rossi: Yamaha finally got me a real man! And a cowboy at that!

 

[Goop]

Bike to Rossi: "Uh, wrong hole."

I'm a Rossi fan, so don't anyone get yer feelings too hurt.

Also, did anyone see the FIM award show? Rossi had a hot chick with him.