I won't and trust me, her butt won't even get to test my saddle without some gear and a G string is not considered gear. I will however say to those that do take her on, they will now have moved from the Love Ride to the Squid Ride.
Um, her fine butt can test my saddle, but so long as we don't leave the garage, if you know what I mean, and I think you do...
LOL
Squids to me are the Oakley/shorts/no helmet or skullbucket/flip flop/sneaker wearing amatuers, (yes, I said AMATUERS,) who completely disregard any and all safety practices and perpetuate the common folks irrational and knnejerk fears about motorcycles.
These guys/girls can belong to any race and age group, though many don't make it to 30 years of age.
They can be on GSX-Rs or Harleys, or even and especially not excluded, dirtbikes and four wheelers.
Had one theother day who was flying up and down my street with a two year old, jumping the speed humps on a four wheeler with no darn helmets on.
God bless you Charles Darwin, but you didn't take into account trauma centers and modern medicine!!!