FzPilot
Junior Member
lol tailgate
my yamaha dealer makes me feel like I'm a pro, like I've been born with all the knowledgeable of motorcycling in the world! they never make me feel... like a complete noob... no never! 
Everywhere else, Fz6 has 90 some horse power, at my lovely yamaha dealer, mine had 149! when i was buying it!
Everywhere else, when you pay for two years of warranty, you get two, at my lovely yamaha dealer, you get 1! that's right, what a deal! 2 for 1! you can't go wrong!
Everywhere else, when you pick up your bike after an oil change, you may remove the dipstick to check the level, at my lovely Yamaha dealer, you better have some rags ready! as soon as you unscrew the dipstick, oil will come gushing out with amazing speed and pressure! They are quality! won't cheat you on your oil! you purchase 4 quarts, and that's what you get in your engine my friend!
Everywhere else, you get two keys when you buy your brand new bike, at my lovely Yamaha you get 1. When you come back to ask where the spare is, you're told to pay extra and wait about a week before you get it.
Everywhere else, when you buy an FZ6 you get FZ6 payperwork. At my local lovely Yamaha dealer, you get that of R6 , but no worries, you'll realize the mistake once you get your insurance quotes using the wrong vin (no joke)
Everywhere else, when your body parts (fairings, fenders, tank) are changed because the dealer didn't have the color of the bike you want, the dealer would change the lock on the gas tank as well... my lovely yamaha dealer forgot that little detail! but no worries! it was only 20 miles between the station and the dealer, I had enough has for 15... no one has ever died from a little 5 mile push
...seriously i can keep going if you want
- where is that lovely dealer you ask??? Des Plaines Yamaha!
- where do i take it now?
Schaumburg Honda Suzuki, I can't count how many times I've taken my yamaha there, always treated me with tons of respect, answered all even the noobies't of questions, it doesn't seem to matter that I didn't buy a bike from them and that it's different brand. My last visit where they re-torqued my wheel and re-adjusted the chain on the spot without accepting a penny topped it all! (i've tried to tip the mechanic 10bucks he wouldn't take it!)
SCHAUMBURG HONDA SUZUKI - Illinois Motorcycle ATV Scooter Dealer- Schaumburg Honda Suzuki
my next bike may be honda or suzuki because of this.
Everywhere else, Fz6 has 90 some horse power, at my lovely yamaha dealer, mine had 149! when i was buying it!
Everywhere else, when you pay for two years of warranty, you get two, at my lovely yamaha dealer, you get 1! that's right, what a deal! 2 for 1! you can't go wrong!
Everywhere else, when you pick up your bike after an oil change, you may remove the dipstick to check the level, at my lovely Yamaha dealer, you better have some rags ready! as soon as you unscrew the dipstick, oil will come gushing out with amazing speed and pressure! They are quality! won't cheat you on your oil! you purchase 4 quarts, and that's what you get in your engine my friend!
Everywhere else, you get two keys when you buy your brand new bike, at my lovely Yamaha you get 1. When you come back to ask where the spare is, you're told to pay extra and wait about a week before you get it.
Everywhere else, when you buy an FZ6 you get FZ6 payperwork. At my local lovely Yamaha dealer, you get that of R6 , but no worries, you'll realize the mistake once you get your insurance quotes using the wrong vin (no joke)
Everywhere else, when your body parts (fairings, fenders, tank) are changed because the dealer didn't have the color of the bike you want, the dealer would change the lock on the gas tank as well... my lovely yamaha dealer forgot that little detail! but no worries! it was only 20 miles between the station and the dealer, I had enough has for 15... no one has ever died from a little 5 mile push
...seriously i can keep going if you want
- where is that lovely dealer you ask??? Des Plaines Yamaha!
- where do i take it now?
Schaumburg Honda Suzuki, I can't count how many times I've taken my yamaha there, always treated me with tons of respect, answered all even the noobies't of questions, it doesn't seem to matter that I didn't buy a bike from them and that it's different brand. My last visit where they re-torqued my wheel and re-adjusted the chain on the spot without accepting a penny topped it all! (i've tried to tip the mechanic 10bucks he wouldn't take it!)
SCHAUMBURG HONDA SUZUKI - Illinois Motorcycle ATV Scooter Dealer- Schaumburg Honda Suzuki
my next bike may be honda or suzuki because of this.