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~~Daily Feed, post what made you laugh today ~~

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I love this lady and her dog!
I love crabs to! :D

Lord have Mercy!
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2MBgAA90Io]Cooking live crab for the first time - YouTube[/ame]
 
I saw a car this afternoon with one off those air fresheners that hang off the drivers rear view mirror. Nothing funny about that you may think. It was still covered in the protective cellophane packet. Made me wonder if it was "Ever lasting" lol. I couldn't get a picture because the driver was still in the car.

A funny ad from Carlsberg, I think it has been posted before?
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=171696642994384

Nelly
 
This one's about Cal riding with a fractured leg, and Suarez (soccer player) who is always putting it on:



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I've got pretty pasty skin so I thought this was quite funny:


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These tickled me as well :D



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Cloggy said:
This one's about Cal riding with a fractured leg, and Suarez (soccer player) who is always putting it on:



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I never really put 2+2 together until now, but I bet Suarez does a mean caterpillar on the dance floor. :D :D :D
 
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 p.m.

He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 p.m. News was about to come on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on."
Just as the blonde was placing her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair is fair. Here's your money." Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news, and I knew he was going to jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money...
 
Kinda Stupid, but made me laugh -

Ed the Chicken
Ed came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ed.'

Ed was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'

Ed was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground..

A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?' 'Not bad,' replied Ed the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!' 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?' 'Never,' said Ed. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'

He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming..

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard.....

"Ed, wake up! You Sh$t the bed!" :BLAA:
 
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