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As some of you know my son has Aspergers Syndrome and he always makes me laugh. Picture a 9 year old Sheldon from big bang theory.
Last night I took him and his 'girlfriend' to the midway. As we were coming in the driveway he 'whispers' to me... Can I sit on your motorcycle so I can look sexy in front of Emma? The kid is freaking hilarious!
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Last night I took him and his 'girlfriend' to the midway. As we were coming in the driveway he 'whispers' to me... Can I sit on your motorcycle so I can look sexy in front of Emma? The kid is freaking hilarious!
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I sense trouble in your future - 9 + Need to look sexy = Good Luck with that going forward! hahaha!
Sorry, no I didn't know. Thanks for sharing.
From the past. . .
Something to offend everyone
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blonde baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time .. .. .."
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t....
Something to offend everyone
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blonde baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time .. .. .."
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t....
Spanked!
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ARaCKd8-0c]AWD Turbo Civic Wagon vs Corvette - YouTube[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ARaCKd8-0c]AWD Turbo Civic Wagon vs Corvette - YouTube[/ame]
This made me laugh today because it is SO TRUE!!! :BLAA: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
Crazy people jumping things A LONG WAYS!!!!!!
FMX and Snowmobile distance jump records Red Bull- New Year. No Limits. 2011
FMX and Snowmobile distance jump records Red Bull- New Year. No Limits. 2011
hk_fz6_05
Junior Member
well can't post a link, but...
the nurse ringing me at stupid o'clock in the morning going
N:"The patient's blood pressure has dropped"
Me: "What patient, how much and how's the patient clinically?"
N: "Miss ...., to 60/40 and the patient is responding and awake, but asleep."
:rof:
the nurse ringing me at stupid o'clock in the morning going
N:"The patient's blood pressure has dropped"
Me: "What patient, how much and how's the patient clinically?"
N: "Miss ...., to 60/40 and the patient is responding and awake, but asleep."
:rof:
Mechanical carnage of all forms - but mainly blown up stuff like engines etc. . .
VWVortex.com - Crazy Part Failure Picture Thread.
VWVortex.com - Crazy Part Failure Picture Thread.
ELIZABETH
Goofball Extraordinaire
I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia.
fcuk!
fcuk!
Inscribed in the dirt on the back of a utility van I passed this morning were these words; "This vehicle stops at your mom's house!"
Seeing the young man behind the wheel with his sh$t eating grin, it's likely he just left Mom's house!
Seeing the young man behind the wheel with his sh$t eating grin, it's likely he just left Mom's house!
From 28 seconds on. Very Funny! Listen to the comments from the people in the RV! :welcome:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJLhSWUBnwE]Harley driving off cliff - YouTube[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJLhSWUBnwE]Harley driving off cliff - YouTube[/ame]
Humpy this one's for you. . .
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHQ_ffjymFI]Kangaroo Vs Race Car - YouTube[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHQ_ffjymFI]Kangaroo Vs Race Car - YouTube[/ame]
OK - I think this may have it for the win tonight. . . It made my eyes leak. And yes, sometimes you just need to laugh! EDIT: OMG - Remember Gladiator with Russell Crowe and the horse drawn wagons in the coliseum battle against the guards? OK - Picture modern day ATV (horse) and the carriage is a man in a garbage can. Now add to that they are going over a jump flying through the air! Lots of other good stuff too but that cracked me up!
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UtCZgsZqlA]Nitro Circus Stunt Compilation (Season 1) - YouTube[/ame]
Part II is likely worth a view too!
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UtCZgsZqlA]Nitro Circus Stunt Compilation (Season 1) - YouTube[/ame]
Part II is likely worth a view too!
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^^ I can't believe no one like that. . . Good Stuff!!
If true, I doubt you'll crack a smile over this either as its kinda WRONG is so many ways.
You truly are a kind man:
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."
The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
If true, I doubt you'll crack a smile over this either as its kinda WRONG is so many ways.
You truly are a kind man:
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."
The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
red_rock_beetle
Junior Member
i havnt been on that forum in a while, how do you get a wrench through a tire and rim