An Aussie Joke

[Dunny]

This is for all my interstate Fizzer mates

It is well known that humour is regional, but this is the first joke
> that I can say is truly Victorian:
>
> At a national conference of the Australian Hotels Association, the
> general managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South
> Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia)
> found themselves sitting at the same table for lunch. >
>
> When the waitress asked what they wanted to drink, the GM of Tooheys
> said without hesitation, "I'll have a Tooheys New." >
>
> The head of XXXX smiled and said, "Make mine a XXXX Gold." >
>
> To which the boss of Coopers rejoined, "I'll have a Coopers, the King
> of
> Beers." >
>
> And the bloke from Cascade asked for "a Cascade, the cleanest draught
> on the
> planet." >
>
> The General Manager of Carlton & United paused a moment and then placed
> his order: "I'll have a Diet Coke." >
>
> The others looked at him as if he had sprouted a new head.
>
>
> "Well," he said with a shrug, "if you persons (discriminatory word removed) aren't drinking> beer, then neither will I." LOL cop that