I was towards the tail end of a group of cars at a redlight in a double left hand turn lane around 3 am this morning. As the light turned green and all of the traffic started to turn left, I noticed that one of the cars ahead was a Police cruiser. The left turns into a major surface street that has four lanes traveling in each direction. The traffic was backed up pretty good, but I noticed that the far right lane was pretty empty so I jolted across three lanes with my signal on passing up the Police cruiser who was in one of the outside lanes. I started to accelerate as I had some empty space ahead of me then all of a sudden a car makes a bad lane change on me, and I noticed that it was an unmarked Police cruiser. I had the option of refraining from hitting the horn while hitting the brakes, but what the heck, a bad lane change is a bad lane change so I let her rip and layed the horn down for a good 4 seconds. I then switched to the #2 lane to pass up the unmarked Police cruiser who just cut me off and gave him the customary stare. You know what I'm talking about, we've all done it. As I was pulling away, I noticed that the marked Police cruiser got behind me and hit his lights and sirens. I said to myself, WTF? I did nothing wrong, I used my turn signals, and I'm the one who got cut off. Then the unmarked Police cruiser shines his freaking spot light at me blinding me as I'm looking in my mirrors to pull over. So he want to pull me over too? The four lanes turns into six as we approach an intersection in which the two right lanes become right hand turn lanes to enter the freeway. So I'm running out of real estate to pull over so I put on my turn signal and make a pretty aggressive move to pull over to the right. Remember, I just got blinded from the spot light. From nowhere, the unmarked police cruiser was right behind me to the right, kind of in my blind spot. He then hit the brakes and I flicked my bike to the left. It was close, might of came within an inch or two from contact. I finally pull over, the unmarked unit goes by and enters the freeway. Then the marked Police cruiser drives by and gets on his PA and sais "You need to learn how to ride a motorcycle or go home". I was laughing and waved at him. I think it was the other way around, the police officer needed to learn how to drive. The whole scenario was a freaking circus. I was kind of upset, because If the cop is going to hit the lights and siren, I'm trying to pull over as quickly as possible, by doing so, I nearly collided with the other Police cruiser, who was shining his spot light at me. He should have slowed down, seeing the obvious that I was getting pulled over. Why would he speed up and try to pass me on the right while I have my signals on to pull over to the right from the other police cruiser? Still don't know why the cop didnt stop. I guess he realized I really did nothing wrong? I actually wanted him to stop me so I could vent my frustation of getting cut off by the other cop.
