Great Quote or Pearl of Wisdom

[agf]

If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.

That's why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.



just found this on a mates fb page
I can so see this in some of the people I come into contact with each day

 

[Randomchaos]

I have always said...

Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with stinky finger.

 

[Nelly]

Don't eat yellow snow

I swear by that one.
Nelly

 

[Wearyeyed]

If you want change, you have to change.

You do not find the "right" circumstances; you become the "right" person...

 

[lytehouse]

“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by.
If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them.
If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”

Marcus Aurelius



p.s. cool thread Adrian.

 

[agf]

Don't eat yellow snow

I swear by that one.
Nelly

You wouldn't be a Zappa fan would you Neil??

 

[Nobby]

Be good........but if you cant be good,be good at it

 

[Kazza]

LOL, love it Ade

I work with a few of them......

 

[ChevyFazer]

There's never enough time to do it right, but there is always enough time to do it twice.

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

I'm the one that's got to die when it's my time to die so let me live my life the way I want to

 

[Bram]

people who go to the gym live longer......But the time you live longer, is spent in the gym.

 

[Erci]

Literally made me LOL .. which went over very well at work .. NOT.

 

[Motogiro]

You wouldn't be a Zappa fan would you Neil??

I miss Frank.

 

[oldfast007]

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost.

Raising a teenager is like nailing jello to a tree.

 

[agf]

I miss Frank.

So do I Cliff, did you get a listen to the Radio show last nite, we played Any Kind of Pain form Broadway the Hardway.
A couple of my favorite Frank quotes are:

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it's not open.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

I like that one coz I work in a library

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[Kazza]

Sporting cliches annoy me

"We put in 110%" - A %, percentile, out of 100..........

"One game at a time" - can't you play 2 games at once?

"In the end, it's only the final score that matters" - Einstein

"It's do or die time" - really, someone's gonna die if they don't do?

"The best team won today" - no 5h1t, Sherlock

"The referee lost us the game" - No, I don't think he scored the tries for the opposition.....