Wish Corruption Game

[CHEMIKER]

How to play: Someone makes a wish. Another person grants it, but in such a way that you're sorry you made the wish. Remember to quote the person that you're responding to, in case multiple people start posting at the same time.


Example:
I wish that rattle at 5k RPM would go away

Granted! Your bike's rev limiter is set to 4k RPM


I'll start.
I wish my bike was faster

 

[sxty8goats]

I wish my bike was faster

Granted. The larger rear sprocket increases your top speed but it now takes you 20 seconds to get to 60 MPH.

I wish riding season wasn't ending in New England.

 

[CHEMIKER]

I wish riding season wasn't ending in New England.

Granted. The riding season now begins in New England at the end of October, and extends through the end of November.

I wish I got better gas mileage

 

[Smersh]

Granted. The larger rear sprocket increases your top speed but it now takes you 20 seconds to get to 60 MPH.

I wish riding season wasn't ending in New England.

Granted! Global Warming causes New England to have climate similar to that of Sahara desert. (Al Gore warned you!)


I wish all the Harley riders were a little more friendly.


(bracing for impact)

PS: No limit on how realism of the response, right?

 

[CHEMIKER]

I wish all the Harley riders were a little more friendly.

Granted. They're so friendly that they want to go on all of your rides with you, with you riding as sweep.

I wish my daughter was into motorcycles.

 

[Smersh]

Granted. The riding season now begins in New England at the end of October, and extends through the end of November.

I wish I got better gas mileage

Granted! Crankshaft has been extended both ways, Bicycle pedals are attached to the ends. now your bike requires no gas!

I wish BMW riders were friendlier!

 

[CHEMIKER]

PS: No limit on how realism of the response, right?

Nope. Ridiculous is the name of the game. Well, not the name, but the object. You know what I mean.

 

[Taku]

I wish my daughter was into motorcycles.

Granted. Now you'll just have to chase the guys away.


I wish I had enough money to streetfighter my bike.

 

[mponder]

Granted! Crankshaft has been extended both ways, Bicycle pedals are attached to the ends. now your bike requires no gas!

I wish BMW riders were friendlier!

Granted! you realize you have been waiving at them with only your middle finger and stop, right after you waived to a Harley gang.

 

[CHEMIKER]

I wish I had enough money to streetfighter my bike.

Granted. You have money to streetfighter your bike, but none left over for insurance or gas.

I wish I could wheelie

 

[skooter65]

I wish I had enough money to streetfighter my bike.

Granted: You were elected as a California U.S. Senate and now make enough money to do anything imaginable to your bike. Unfortunately; your first duty as senate was to pass a bill that outlaws all modifications to motorcycles. Now "streetfighter" is only legal as a mid 1990 Super Nintendo VideoGame.


I wish I had all of the tools I would ever need to modify a bike!

 

[Botch]

Granted. They're in this backpack that you must wear.

I wish there was a way to ride in the snow.

 

[McLovin]

I wish I could wheelie

Granted. But now the craigslist stunt guy is your best buddy and he calls you everyday to talk about his stunts.

See: [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bakxIoeFLPc"]YouTube - Craigslist Stunt Police[/ame]

I wish I had no points on my license.

 

[viviifz6]

Granted. They're in this backpack that you must wear.

I wish there was a way to ride in the snow.

Granted. Now your back tire is a track and your front a ski, now you can't ride in the summer.

I wish my GF liked to ride with me more.

 

[Lefty]

Granted. Now your back tire is a track and your front a ski, now you can't ride in the summer.

I wish my GF liked to ride with me more.

Granted. but your wife would probably divorce you.

I wish my wife would surprise me with a Ducati.

 

[CHEMIKER]

I wish my wife would surprise me with a Ducati.

Granted! Your wife traded your FZ6 for a classic Ducati...project bike. It does need a little work as it's been sitting in someone's backyard for 20 years though, but on the upside most of the parts are there.

I wish Yamaha still made the FZ6

 

[Lefty]

Granted! Your wife traded your FZ6 for a classic Ducati...project bike. It does need a little work as it's been sitting in someone's backyard for 20 years though, but on the upside most of the parts are there.

I wish Yamaha still made the FZ6

Granted. But it only comes in an electric version.

I wish my bike was invisible to radar guns.

 

[jbh]

I wish my bike was invisible to radar guns.

Granted, but it is also invisible, and you forgot where you parked it after a night of drinking.

I wish my insurance rates weren't so high.

 

[thieu]

Granted!!! Your are now insured on a tricycle :thumbup:

I wish i had a 3D CNC mill to make my own parts!

 

[CHEMIKER]

I wish i had a 3D CNC mill to make my own parts!

Granted! You are the proud owner of a desktop CNC, capable of making parts up to 2" x 2" x 2" in size.

I wish the Giants would win tonight.