The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

[FZ6-ZN]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl
said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and
went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and
left the toilet seat up and f*rted whenever he wanted.

THE END :spank:

 

[Fz6Sa]

Am I sensing a hint of bitterness here?

 

[reiobard]

I fart whenever i want????

 

[OZXJR]

I thought it was funny

 

[Fz6Sa]

I fart whenever i want????

I thought it was funny

The farting all over ? :Flip:

 

[Mattberkshire]

I like it although I don't agree with the golf or fishing. Aren't they activities that married men do just to get away from their wives? I can't see the point of either without an ulterior motive!!!!

p.s. I think we should thank the girls for allowing the blokes to let off steam and letting this thread exist still!

 

[Fz6Sa]

I like it although I don't agree with the golf or fishing. Aren't they activities that married men do just to get away from their wives? I can't see the point of either without an ulterior motive!!!!

p.s. I think we should thank the girls for allowing the blokes to let off steam and letting this thread exist still!

Let me just explain GOLF to you.

1. GOLF is an abbreviation of: Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden.
2. When you play Golf, you get 1 beer pr. played hole. (That's why you need a caddy for the golf cart )
3. The Golf course is the only accepted place know to man to switch OFF your cell.

 

[Mattberkshire]

I do understand. Some people like golf and should be allowed to play it. It's not against the law and I'm sure is very relaxing and is an ideal way of staying fit.

Some men also to choose to dress as women at weekends and call themselves Suzie. That also is not against the law and I'm sure is very relaxing too :scared:

 

[Fz6Sa]

HOW DO YOU KNOW MY WEEKENDNAME????????:banghead: :justkidding:

 

[Mattberkshire]

Sorry Sooz, Neil told me

 

[necrotimus]

I think you are doign something wrong...

"Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl
said, 'YES!' And the girl bought him a motorcycle and they both rode motorcycles and lived happily ever after and she cooked him dinner and did the laundry and he scored a lot and drank beer and scotch and
left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted."

 

[fzinger]

I think you are doign something wrong...

"Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl
said, 'YES!' And the girl bought him a motorcycle and they both rode motorcycles and lived happily ever after and she cooked him dinner and did the laundry and he scored a lot and drank beer and scotch and
left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted."

That's not a fairy tale. That's an alternate freaking reality!!!

 

[Wildcard]

I thought he was describing heaven

 

[madmanmaigret]

I thought he was describing heaven

No, heaven has beer valcano's and stripper factories............ He must be describing bizzaro world.

 

[necrotimus]

Well I will just have to tell my wife shes unbelievable

 

[fz6joker]

My wife bought my FZ for me, so that alternate reality is sometimes realized.

 

[madmanmaigret]

Well I will just have to tell my wife shes unbelievable

As you should anyway.......she's around when you are sleeping :sinister:

 

[ozzieboy]

The Real story.


Missus leaves.

He Moves in with Bro Who farts often.

FZ6 Motor cycle as part of new mortgage. Rides lots:rockon:.

Always did go fishing whenever he wanted.:Flip:

Not much beer and scotch for him nowadays though.


This story is pretty similar....lol.


Just the Beer and scotch bit is backwards, but the rest is there.

And would rather visit dentist than play golf...lol.:ban:

Cheers
Mike

 

[MarinaFazer]

funny stuff guys