Hi I'm Red I'm 34.
I passed my DAS last May on the first attempt. I have ridden 2 bikes before this when I was 16. I cashed both. quickly.
Since I passed I have racked up about 14k miles, 3 on a knackered old bandit I bought off ebay that was leaking oil like a b@stard and eventually went BANG in a big way when the cam chain somethingorother broke.
I need a bike for work so I forked out for a stonking new FZ6. Turns out to be a great choice. I have hit 11k on her now since july last year (so thats a year then). Ive been riding though all weather all year, been really hot, really cold and everything in between and the fazer has not even blinked.
I have had 1.5 off's, but only minor. The first (.5) I was chatting to a new Hornet owner in a bike bay in richmond, happily kitted up and said "ride safe", then tried to ride off with the disc lock on. DOH. Did I feel a tit. Bike went over no damage, but oh so nearly koncked the entire bike bay over like dominoes. Gulp.
The second was in pissing rain on the A40, hit deisel and went down the road on me side. Thank god for frame slides and leathers. Bike was OK, dented pride.
I have done 2 Bikesafes, one with the MET and one with Surrey Police.
I'm captain slow, I dont rush I always ensure I have enough time so I dont need to. I'm good at observation and its saved me at least 4 times in central london from "ipod hero" pedestrians and loonatic drivers who cant see.
I ride around for living so my fazer is both my workhorse and my lover

I rarely take her out at the weekends coz I ride for work, have no biker friends to ride with and I drink too much like englishmen tend to over the weekends

But occasionally i do head down to brighton for a stick of rock or bognor regis for fish and chips cos the roads in west sussex are mindblowing.
I'm Ok witha spanner and some research but would not attempt anything to big (although I stuck on AM pipes and a cat eliminator today, and wired up a satnav so I cant be that bad).
Red