Tiger seriously injured

[ELIZABETH]

A new t-shirt offered by despair.com

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[lytehouse]

Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars.
Now he has "a hole" in one.


Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.
He couldn't decide between the wood or the iron.

We heard that Tiger's wife has been interested
in taking up golf.
However, 2:30 AM does sound a bit of an odd
time to start hitting your Woods.


News travels fast.
The Chinese are already making a movie about
Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it,
"Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger."

EA Sports has announced the recall of
Tiger Woods 2010 so a new bonus level
can be added, called "Tiger VS The Driveway."
A collector's edition will be sold with a free
Wii steering wheel.


If you made it to work this morning,
you have earned the right to say
"I can out drive Tiger Woods."

Police: "Did you hit your husband with the golf club."
Elin: "Yes, I hit him three or four times."
Police: "Well which was it three or four?"
Elin: "Just put me down for three."

 

[Wavex]

:rof: poor dude...

Tiger Woods Sex Scandal Connected to Motorcycling Quicker than Kevin Bacon

It would seem the motorcycling world isn’t immune from the Tiger Woods sex scandal, as FastDates.com (makers of fine motorcycle themed pin-up calendars) has just announced that one of its models has been linked to having intimate relations with the golfing legend. Jamie Jungers (second from left), has been identified by the NY Post as being the 4th blonde woman linked to Woods. More after the jump.
The FastDates.com Calendar website was contacted by the editors of the New York Post, who were looking to secure photographs for their coverage of the Tiger Woods scandal. After running a Google image search on Jamie Jungers, The Post contacted Fastdates Producer and Photographer Jim Gianatsis, and revealed that Jamie Jungers was the 4th woman to come out and admit having an affair with Tiger Woods.
Jungers posed for Fastdates in their 2010 Fast Dates Calendar, making this story an interesting intersection of peroxide, golfing, Google Images, and of course motorcycles. Ok universe, you win. Thanks for the tip Jim.

 

[chunkygoat]

Ironic, that a man can drive a ball 400 yards with pinpoint accuracy, but can't drive his SUV out of his driveway without railing a fire hydrant and tree.

 

[lytehouse]

what's the difference between Tiger Woods & Santa Claus?














Santa stops at 3 Ho's! :spank: