The Ashes 2010-11

[Wolfman]

might be out of luck with Warney, apparently he's just flown into the UK to have his hair done !

All i can say is "Yeah Yeah"

 

[Kazza]

+1 on Nathan H.

What a well timed century!

Now, if he can keep his bowling on form - WACA test belongs to Australia .....

 

[Kazza]

might be out of luck with Warney, apparently he's just flown into the UK to have his hair done !

And his teeth whitened.
And his face lifted.
And his eyebrow plucked.
And his tan redone.

Don't worry, in Australia we all think he is a cricketing God, outside of that, he is a bogan (his family have a bit of a white trash reputation in Melbourne).... and a bit of a joke here too :scared:

 

[Wolfman]

And his teeth whitened.
And his face lifted.
And his eyebrow plucked.
And his tan redone.

Don't worry, in Australia we all think he is a cricketing God, outside of that, he is a bogan (his family have a bit of a white trash reputation in Melbourne).... and a bit of a joke here too :scared:

Spot On Kazza....Legendary cricketer, bit of a wanker otherwise!

 

[Humperdinkel]

Young WA spinner Michael Beer has been selected in the 3rd test side , didnt see that coming at all..... I dont think they will play him but with a bit of local knowledge you just never know :don'tknow:....

 

[Wolfman]

Young WA spinner Michael Beer has been selected in the 3rd test side , didnt see that coming at all..... I dont think they will play him but with a bit of local knowledge you just never know :don'tknow:....

HMMMM....Another sacrificial lamb!!! My tip for the day...Warne is going to announce his return to Test Cricket tomorrow!

But not for the Perth Test! But for the one after!

 

[Kazza]

Young WA spinner Michael Beer has been selected in the 3rd test side , didnt see that coming at all..... I dont think they will play him but with a bit of local knowledge you just never know :don'tknow:....

Must be good.

Has beer in his name

 

[Humperdinkel]

Must be good.

Has beer in his name

So what you saying is , if his name was Michael Rum :drool: He would be 100x better than Warney :BLAA:

 

[Nelly]

To many player changes for you your team dynamic, its is way out of kilter now.

Warney is to busy splitting up Liz Hurleys marriage to worry about the test.

I reckon Perth is a melting pot for us poms. We need to play like the Aussies to win.
Sod off Bothan who suggests today that we should play for a draw.

If we adopt that strategy your team will really do a job on us. We can't give you impotence ridden, green baggie wearing blokes an inch.

Nelly:thumbup:

 

[Kazza]

To many player changes for you your team dynamic, its is way out of kilter now.

Warney is to busy splitting up Liz Hurleys marriage to worry about the test.

I reckon Perth is a melting pot for us poms. We need to play like the Aussies to win.
Sod off Bothan who suggests today that we should play for a draw.

If we adopt that strategy your team will really do a job on us. We can't give you impotence ridden, green baggie wearing blokes an inch.

Nelly:thumbup:

I think Liz is just as much to blame as the worthless Warnie (worshipped as a cricketing God but disliked by everyone else....)

As for Perth, I will be lining up at the members stand at 6am tomorrow morning eek. Weather will be 32'C - perfect.

I'll give you updates via my phone, if it goes well

Bring on the WACA
:aus::aus::aus:

Agreed Nelly, NEVER go for a draw - play to win :rockon:

 

[Dunno]

Lets hope it's a genuine WACA pitch. This is Australia after all. Pitch should be hard as a road & have cracks like the Grand Canyon by day 4.

Never mind Warnie. Bring back Thommo & watch em duck for cover :thumbup:

 

[Kazza]

The line at the members is over 1km long - we're about 400m from the front. Got here at 6.15. Wish Mike hadn't have hit snooze this morning


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[Humperdinkel]

The line at the members is over 1km long - we're about 400m from the front. Got here at 6.15. Wish Mike hadn't have hit snooze this morning

Its all good Kaz , your there & im jealous

We have this one in the bag NO WORRIES :rockon: Im feeling super confident & ready to bowl a few 'offies' if needed skipper ...

Nelly , let Botham crap on all he wants :thumbup: Sounds to me like he never wanted your lot to win the series anyway

If it is a genuine WACA wicket , surely they could have enticed a fit & firing Brett Lee to pull on the baggy green one more time :rockon:

 

[Kazza]

Yep we are already 2 down


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[Wolfman]

Hmmmmm....6 for 178 just before Tea! Haddin & Johnson have got lots of work to do after tea!

Johnson looks like a different person today! The guy is a freak! One day he cant hold a bat, or bowl a ball, the next day he looks like he has it all under perfect control!

His batting form today bodes well for a decent effort with the ball as well...this bloke is either all on, or all off! there aint no grey area is there???

C'mon Aussie!

:aus::aus::aus:

 

[Nelly]

Its all good Kaz , your there & im jealous

We have this one in the bag NO WORRIES :rockon: Im feeling super confident & ready to bowl a few 'offies' if needed skipper ...

Nelly , let Botham crap on all he wants :thumbup: Sounds to me like he never wanted your lot to win the series anyway

If it is a genuine WACA wicket , surely they could have enticed a fit & firing Brett Lee to pull on the baggy green one more time :rockon:

I can't believe that Bret isn't playing if he is fit? Not bad for a knock either.
Whats going on with your selectors?

 

[Nelly]

Yep we are already 2 down


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Whats the wicket like? I haven't seen any highlights yet. We are one day behind on the TV.

Nelly

 

[Kazza]

Mitchell did good today, and he looked soooo good :drool::drool::drool:

As for the selectors, we need new ones. Then we need to get rid of some of the players and start using the players we have in our domestic series - we have some great players who just can't get a start :rant:


BTW, it was a great day today - got a bit humid, but I think around 33'C so not too bad. Crowd was great. Barmy Army was entertaining, and even the poms around us were good for a laugh

 

[Kazza]

Whats the wicket like? I haven't seen any highlights yet. We are one day behind on the TV.

Nelly

Wicket was pretty good. Bit of grass coming through it. They did need to patch a few little cracks with sawdust.

The cracks will get bigger by Monday, if it goes that long.......

 

[Humperdinkel]

We'd better bloody fire early in the morning or the flamin' Cook could end up averaging about 1000 for he series :spank: :spank:

As for the selectors :shakehead: I could do a better job throwing darts with my eyes closed :thumbup: