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Harley-Davidson: The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise without the adverse side effect of horsepower
Did you know 95% of all Harleys are still on the road? The other 5% actually made it home.
What's the cheapest way to get another 50hp from your Harley? Trade it in on a Suzuki.
Why don't Harley riders sit on their bikes when the sidestands are down?
They're afraid to lean over that far.
What's the difference between a Harley and a Harley owner's home? The
Harley costs more and has fewer wheels.
Why don't Harley riders wave at sportbike riders? Because they don't want to drop their tools.
How do you know all the aftermarket parts you bought for your Harley are worth the money? You finally break into the 15's in the quarter mile.
What do you call a group of Harley Owners with a collective IQ of 120?
Sturgis!
How do Harley engineers tell if a bike is worthy of the Harley name?
They check to make sure the exhaust noise in decibels exceeds the horsepower rating.
Why do Harleys have fringe? So you can tell if they're moving.
How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog? They both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks.
What's the difference between a Harley taken to Daytona on a trailer
and one that's being ridden there? The one on the trailer is going about 30mph faster.
Why do all Harley owners have trailers? So they can go around corners faster!
You know you're a Harley rider if...
...you're unable to let your bike simply IDLE at a stop light.
...you confuse the word "character" with the more accurate term "engineering flaws".
..."water cooled" means standing on the side of the road, in the rain, waiting for a wrecker.
Did you know 95% of all Harleys are still on the road? The other 5% actually made it home.
What's the cheapest way to get another 50hp from your Harley? Trade it in on a Suzuki.
Why don't Harley riders sit on their bikes when the sidestands are down?
They're afraid to lean over that far.
What's the difference between a Harley and a Harley owner's home? The
Harley costs more and has fewer wheels.
Why don't Harley riders wave at sportbike riders? Because they don't want to drop their tools.
How do you know all the aftermarket parts you bought for your Harley are worth the money? You finally break into the 15's in the quarter mile.
What do you call a group of Harley Owners with a collective IQ of 120?
Sturgis!
How do Harley engineers tell if a bike is worthy of the Harley name?
They check to make sure the exhaust noise in decibels exceeds the horsepower rating.
Why do Harleys have fringe? So you can tell if they're moving.
How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog? They both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks.
What's the difference between a Harley taken to Daytona on a trailer
and one that's being ridden there? The one on the trailer is going about 30mph faster.
Why do all Harley owners have trailers? So they can go around corners faster!
You know you're a Harley rider if...
...you're unable to let your bike simply IDLE at a stop light.
...you confuse the word "character" with the more accurate term "engineering flaws".
..."water cooled" means standing on the side of the road, in the rain, waiting for a wrecker.
