ELIZABETH
Goofball Extraordinaire
Bonus
A- Ocellus
B- Ossiferous
A- Ocellus
B- Ossiferous
The Hooter's picture was a spur of the moment idea.
I was angrily blasting through traffic, seeking anything that resembled eyes. Using my horn to herd Sunday traffic, ignoring signals, I caught myself and pulled into a park to calm the racing heart. Closing my eyes, visualizing things that make me serene.
Ahh. I can see it now. Young girls in tight fitting clothes, showing off their...AHA! I was suddenly rigid with inspiration, sitting upright in my seat. Two blocks to the west stood either the pinnacle of western civilization, or a gross display of moral decadence. (It's really just a crappy theme restaurant that cooks the entire menu in the same dirty fryer).