Ok, I'm game. I'll go buy some this weekend and start the comparison. I really don't know what to base my comparison on so if anyone has any first hand experience with a chapped a$$ let me know.
Ok, I'm game. I'll go buy some this weekend and start the comparison. I really don't know what to base my comparison on so if anyone has any first hand experience with a chapped a$$ let me know.
Ok welcome to the first volunteer. I have devised a simple yet, I feel effective and importantly replicable comparative test.
1. First off we need two voulunteers of the same weight (lardiness) height and build.
2. Two pairs of k-marts finest Y-fronted brief.
3. 1/2 lb coarse sand not to dry.
4. Two identically laden and fulled FZ6's.
The process.
Said two riders do 2 minutes of stepping. to encourage the flow of natural friction inhibitor (sweat).
At this point an independent adjudicator will perform the tong tip test. To confirm equal saltyness and viscosity in thigh sweat. (im thinking hall of shame winner).
K-mart undies are then sealed with duck tape at leg and pee pee hole areas.
1/2 lb of (not to wet coarse sand) is deposited into undies.
Riders instructed to take of on bikes to complete various challenges. Stop starts in heavy traffic.
Extreme lean angles with one cheek off saddle. To encourage rapid dispertion of (not to wet) coarse sand into thigh and arse grove area.
This activity will last until blood is visible seeping through over clothing.
The riders will then be washed down with a mild citrus and sodium Chloride wash (salt to you).
The chaffed areas will be carefully dried with some 40 grit wet and dry sand paper.
Now the test can continue.
Both creams will be applied by again an independant adjudicator (probably morge tech or trauma surgeon).
The riders will then ride commando style to the final destination.
Where the slight redness will be inspected by all, and photographed for the forum.
This will then form the basis of a qualatitive study questionnaire.
The best cream will be decided by the random panel of 998 members (obviously the two test pilots dont vote). This may sway power.
Good luck
whos the next test pilot?
