If ever there was an instrument made for a*** insertion

[sniff6]

vuvuzela:ban:

 

[Wavex]

I am not sure this is following the "family" mentality of the forum.

 

[fzme]

School is out for the summer.

 

[Fred]

I am really curious about why you see a plastic trumpet and immediately think, "I bet I could insert that into my colon."

On second thought, I. Would rather not know.

Fred

 

[Dr.Moby]

Some one is a little upset about the horrible play that allowed for a 1-1 tie... I understand your frustration, but dont take it out on your rectum.

 

[Hellgate]

This forum never ceases to entertain me....

I hate those things btw.

 

[revapi]

pmsl , i saw the funny side of it , the next day.

 

[lonesoldier84]

been there, done that, it hurt. don't bother.

 

[Geoff]

been there, done that, it hurt. don't bother.

Really? opcorn:opcorn:opcorn:

 

[lonesoldier84]

Really? opcorn:opcorn:opcorn:

I'll post pics later, but it got pretty messy. Looked like my oil-change-gone-wrong by the time I finally got that sucker in there.

I do not recommend it.

 

[Motogiro]

I am not sure this is following the "family" mentality of the forum.

:spank::spank:I still wanna know how many songs he can play that way! :spank::spank:

Pete's right! I love this forum! :rof::rof:

 

[Kazza]

Ban the VuVu!....

Watching the world cup is giving me a headache. Imagine being at the ground :shakehead:

 

[Wolfman]

This thread is teetering on very thin ice IMHO....Iam about one misdirected post from shutting it down! And i am changing the title, so "little" people dont ask arkward questions of Mum or Dad, as they read it over their shoulder...

 

[chuckfz6ryder]

I am really curious about why you see a plastic trumpet and immediately think, "I bet I could insert that into my colon.

I'm glad I wasn't reading this at work, hate to explain why I'm on the floor laughing.

 

[Hellgate]

Ban the VuVu!....

Watching the world cup is giving me a headache. Imagine being at the ground :shakehead:

I'd rather turn the TV sound off, and crank something like Metalica over and over than listen to that pack of horns. Sounds like a flock of sick Canadian geese. Well I guess on the bright side they don't crap all over your lawn like the geese do errr... doo.

 

[ELIZABETH]

Jeff and I think they sound like a swarm of angry bees. Very distracting from the games.
Someone on the radio this morning said they should form a band made from all the cruddy instruments ever made...the kazoo, vuvu, accordian, juice harp, etc. :BLAA:

 

[macem29]

I am really curious about why you see a plastic trumpet and immediately think, "I bet I could insert that into my colon."

On second thought, I. Would rather not know.

Fred

I'm guessing too much Monty Python

 

[FZ6-ZN]

Soccer fans who prefer their matches to be vuvuzela-free can now take three easy steps to sonic freedom.

A user on social networking site Twitter has posted simple instructions for resetting your television's sound equalizer - a move that will drown out the drone of vuvuzelas without muting other sounds.

The instructions are:

• Enter the sound settings for your TV and find the equaliser.

• Drop the 300Hz channel (which Samsung TVs have, second from left), and raise the adjacent levels.

• Save as a custom set-up (if you can).

Eric Smit, the assistant manager at Samsung, did a spot test and found that it worked on both low-end and high-end TVs.

FZ6-ZN

 

[sniff6]

I am really curious about why you see a plastic trumpet and immediately think, "I bet I could insert that into my colon."

On second thought, I. Would rather not know.

Fred

Bet you had this!! Fred

 

[Wavex]

lol ^

How about this?

Simple Software Can Filter Out That Vuvuzela Whine From World Cup Broadcasts | Popular Science